Hmmm... just thought I would share some of the random (and usually offensive) comments I have made... the ones I remember at least.
*note: These are not my actual views or opinions... just shit that came out of my mouth
I wanna' help the children.... so I am goin' to become a pediatric gynocologist
Women are only good at spreading their legs and cooking dinner.... preferebly at the same time.
When you fart it is your soul screaming out in pain.
I had a baby once, but he accidentally fell into a dryer full of knives.
She's been plowed more than South Dakota.
I'm goin' to make this 30 hour film all about a man and his struggle against the Koala that rapes him. About 29 hours into the movie I am goin' to have a plot twist: The koala is not male, but female and the only reason she keeps rapin' the man is to get back her baby that the man shoved up his ass. Oh and the Koala will be played by Angelina Jolie. It has fuckin' Oscar written all over it.
Yeah.... that is about all I can remember right now.... I haven't slept in a couple of days so I think I am goin' to go try.
*note: These are not my actual views or opinions... just shit that came out of my mouth
I wanna' help the children.... so I am goin' to become a pediatric gynocologist
Women are only good at spreading their legs and cooking dinner.... preferebly at the same time.
When you fart it is your soul screaming out in pain.
I had a baby once, but he accidentally fell into a dryer full of knives.
She's been plowed more than South Dakota.
I'm goin' to make this 30 hour film all about a man and his struggle against the Koala that rapes him. About 29 hours into the movie I am goin' to have a plot twist: The koala is not male, but female and the only reason she keeps rapin' the man is to get back her baby that the man shoved up his ass. Oh and the Koala will be played by Angelina Jolie. It has fuckin' Oscar written all over it.
Yeah.... that is about all I can remember right now.... I haven't slept in a couple of days so I think I am goin' to go try.