Shit... feel like writin' something but I don't know what. It is like that naggin' feelin' you get when ya' think you didn't turn the oven off or take the cat out of the toilet. Kinda' like you gotta' fart but you are afraid to 'cause all that might come out is shit. Yeah, well the post is shit so far... so I guess that is an accurate analogy. I am just all thinkie but I can't focus on anything so I am kinda' playin' Mad Libs with my brain. Fuck it, I just won't try then. This will be the random post(well another of 'em anyways).
You know... I never really flew a fuckin' kite before... or at least don't remember flyin' one. Kinda sucks if you think of it... it is always one of those stereotypical fond childhood memories you are supposed to have... you know the one with the carefree kid runnin' with a kite tryin' to get that piece of shit to fly. Eh~ fuck a kite...kites are for fags.
I wonder if humans will ever evolve anymore? Well if you ask those creation cunts, we never evolved in the first place. However, it is much easier for me to believe I am a descendant of monkee sperm than some bitch came from my rib...go figure. Anyways, back on the loose topic(heh~loose). The main reason a species evolves is to adapt to its habitat. Like a fuckin' garaffe... it grew a long neck to eat high shit and have some biological mechanism that allows them to drink water without all the blood goin' to their heads, causin' them to pass out and get ate by a lion. However, we don't really adapt to our habitats anymore... we just change the habitat. Can't eat high shit? *BAM* Get a fuckin' ladder. Can't forage or hunt? *Bam* Shopping malls. It seems we don't evolve anymore, just technology. Kinda' sad really... thinkin' that we are fully evolved yet we are still pretty fuckin' stupid. Don't exactly give ya' much hope in the human race(if ya' had any in the first place). Kinda' sucks though... why the fuck in our evolution did we get rid of opposable toes? Think of how much more shit we could do if we could grab shit with our feet.
Why are all the "educational" kids shows nowadays so fuckin' creepy? I mean Barney was pretty bad, but the Wiggles are just fuckin' scary. They look like gay trekkie pediphiles. I mean who the fuck would leave their kids alone with them? It is like Mr. Rodgers... something is just fuckin' off about some middle-aged man wearin' some faggie sweater wantin' little kids to come over to his place. Now there are these weird testicle lookin' thingies. Like I would want my fuckin' kid to learn his alphabet and how to count to 10 from some singin' and dancin' purple scrotum. And they fuckin' wonder why kids are so fucked up...
You know... I never really flew a fuckin' kite before... or at least don't remember flyin' one. Kinda sucks if you think of it... it is always one of those stereotypical fond childhood memories you are supposed to have... you know the one with the carefree kid runnin' with a kite tryin' to get that piece of shit to fly. Eh~ fuck a kite...kites are for fags.
I wonder if humans will ever evolve anymore? Well if you ask those creation cunts, we never evolved in the first place. However, it is much easier for me to believe I am a descendant of monkee sperm than some bitch came from my rib...go figure. Anyways, back on the loose topic(heh~loose). The main reason a species evolves is to adapt to its habitat. Like a fuckin' garaffe... it grew a long neck to eat high shit and have some biological mechanism that allows them to drink water without all the blood goin' to their heads, causin' them to pass out and get ate by a lion. However, we don't really adapt to our habitats anymore... we just change the habitat. Can't eat high shit? *BAM* Get a fuckin' ladder. Can't forage or hunt? *Bam* Shopping malls. It seems we don't evolve anymore, just technology. Kinda' sad really... thinkin' that we are fully evolved yet we are still pretty fuckin' stupid. Don't exactly give ya' much hope in the human race(if ya' had any in the first place). Kinda' sucks though... why the fuck in our evolution did we get rid of opposable toes? Think of how much more shit we could do if we could grab shit with our feet.
Why are all the "educational" kids shows nowadays so fuckin' creepy? I mean Barney was pretty bad, but the Wiggles are just fuckin' scary. They look like gay trekkie pediphiles. I mean who the fuck would leave their kids alone with them? It is like Mr. Rodgers... something is just fuckin' off about some middle-aged man wearin' some faggie sweater wantin' little kids to come over to his place. Now there are these weird testicle lookin' thingies. Like I would want my fuckin' kid to learn his alphabet and how to count to 10 from some singin' and dancin' purple scrotum. And they fuckin' wonder why kids are so fucked up...
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I got rid of lots of stuff, so I have room for books and more!