zombievoodoo

I got Santa drunk this afternoon, I don't think he is going to be able to fly. So, I have taken it upon myself to do tonight's present drop-offs. Sorry little Billy, no XBOX 360 for you, I saw you playing in your moms dress, this year you get Gucci! Well, Im off to bang Mrs Claus and beat up a few midgets. Remember this year don't leave cookies and milk, I want Jager and Cheese!

Yours truly,

S. CLAWS!

PS. If you dont leave my damn deer some pot you wont get shit!