keep kidding yourself.
nobody gives a goddamn anyway.
no matter how much they drink, or party.
it's good to base your life on friends.
it's smart to be cliche and against the grain.
you know nothing.
i look at those who've gone through college,
they make me feel smart.
great spelling to go along with with your phd, or not.
eat shit, english teacher.
i...
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nobody gives a goddamn anyway.
no matter how much they drink, or party.
it's good to base your life on friends.
it's smart to be cliche and against the grain.
you know nothing.
i look at those who've gone through college,
they make me feel smart.
great spelling to go along with with your phd, or not.
eat shit, english teacher.
i...
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i am the god of fish.
stare. pause. puke. if i can help it, i'll drown myself in this.
with the things, people say. i'd say. i'm glad this happened.
uuuuunnngggghhhhh. haahahahahahaha. aaaaaaaaahahaha.
eheheheeeehehehe. waste of words. waste of blood.
rather spit on you. than eat the dead. destroy it. devour.
coattails of the retro-hip. build your own. personality kit.
individual serving. supplies running low. tres cool. you said.
a pointless...
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with the things, people say. i'd say. i'm glad this happened.
uuuuunnngggghhhhh. haahahahahahaha. aaaaaaaaahahaha.
eheheheeeehehehe. waste of words. waste of blood.
rather spit on you. than eat the dead. destroy it. devour.
coattails of the retro-hip. build your own. personality kit.
individual serving. supplies running low. tres cool. you said.
a pointless...
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terdfergison:
Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'
'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.
I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.
'I estimate I must have nearly a kilometre in the kitchen alone.'
'As much as that?' He says in surprise. 'So.'
'Mind you, people do not realize how much is on each roll. I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely.'
Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.
'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully.'
'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.
I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.
'I estimate I must have nearly a kilometre in the kitchen alone.'
'As much as that?' He says in surprise. 'So.'
'Mind you, people do not realize how much is on each roll. I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely.'
Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.
'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully.'
thehood:
I was thinking about chew chew chewing and digesting some pizza. Without the maggots.
my little town has nintendo graffiti. rad.
thehood:
What kind of Nintendo graffiti?
set me on fire, kerosene.
brand new nissan 15hp 4-stroke marine engine
oh yes.. ownership is MINE.
increase power, diminish pollution.
i
fishing.
oh yes.. ownership is MINE.
increase power, diminish pollution.
i
fishing.sixty two, or seventy two? this is the question which haunts us.
sitting close, may blur the lines.. skew this hard fought clarity.
but, the possibility of being underwhelmed, by our magnificent machine...
is a goddamned travesty.
god help us.
but, no one else.
time to sleep. or, twitch and turn.
sitting close, may blur the lines.. skew this hard fought clarity.
but, the possibility of being underwhelmed, by our magnificent machine...
is a goddamned travesty.
god help us.
but, no one else.
time to sleep. or, twitch and turn.
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zombieshark:
goddamnit. NO.
thehood:
Just to be fair, they're not all insane. Some are merely self-centered, conniving bitches who need a convenient back to stick a knife in to.
autopsy. not eulogy. autopsy.
update:
i read 3 topics on the boards just now, and was irritated/pissed off.. 3 times. jesus christ, bobby. almost every single thing anyone says, is a contradiction of some other bullshit they've spewed.
*vomit*
time to go purchase a huge(r) tv, and a maybe new boat.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha.
update:
i read 3 topics on the boards just now, and was irritated/pissed off.. 3 times. jesus christ, bobby. almost every single thing anyone says, is a contradiction of some other bullshit they've spewed.
*vomit*
time to go purchase a huge(r) tv, and a maybe new boat.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha.
piss. that is all.
i sure do know some deranged people.
the kind that do asshole things, just so they can lie about it later.
way to go pal.
got screwed out of drinking for free all night at the bowling league end of season party. thanks to such a deed.
and, i'm fuckin' pissed.
yeah, i bowl. got a problem with that? huh?
12lb ball 28mph huh? wanna...
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the kind that do asshole things, just so they can lie about it later.
way to go pal.
got screwed out of drinking for free all night at the bowling league end of season party. thanks to such a deed.
and, i'm fuckin' pissed.
yeah, i bowl. got a problem with that? huh?
12lb ball 28mph huh? wanna...
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terdfergison:
Why do you fail me. Send those pics dammit. Also, check out the video I put up for us on myspace. Maybe this weekend I'll put up an even better one....