zombiejunk

Hey, cool. I have money to afford this now.

Let's see... I've started uni, scored a job where I don't have to talk to customers at all (finally, a job for the shy people of the world exists!), and I'm living in quite a nice house indeed.

Finally, things are coming up Milhouse.

I totally can't afford this anymore.

Later, kids.

I can be harassed at zombiejunk@gmail.com, if anyone is so inclined.

So I didn't get the "ass kicking" job, but I got a different one, which fits in nicely with my study schedule, so that's fine. Plus the store discount don't suck either.

That being said, I'm exhausted today, and I was only there for six hours. I think it's because all I could afford to buy for lunch was a cookie and a soda from...
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I went for the most kick-assingly awesome job today. Well, for me, anyhow.
I want it like woah. Plus it's only 32hrs a week, so I could still study. Fuck yes, harder bitch.

In other news, I Am Legend had so, so much wrong with it. And the faux-zombies looked awful, and it was too short. Here's hoping Cloverfield is at least a fun monster...
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Here are some excellent things about my birthday.

- Jack Daniels.
- Amberly Chenin Blanc
- Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'"
- A ripping lentil soup
- Saucy underwear
- Ben Folds' "Zak & Sara"
- Leopard-print corsets
- Leopard-print ugg boots
- Caramel sundaes
- Presents (naturally)
- Spending time with my two favourite people.

And with that, consider me now 23 years old.
Scary...
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This year has been hard.

I moved twice. I broke up, I explored, I dated, I moved in. I got a new job, lost the new job, got another job, quit that job, and settled on this one. I missed, I fell, I drowned. I spent a large portion of time inside me, instead of out there.

Someone remind me to move on at some...
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Fuck.


House got broken into while we were at the movies.
Went through all of my "personal" items. Messed up the bedroom.

Nothing was taken, except two V energy drinks out of the fridge (had a bottle of wine, and a bottle of CC, and a six pack of beer lying around... But they went for the V, oddly enough).

But the place is a...
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So, I start my new job tomorrow.

This is the first time I've been in a management position, full time (even if it's a poor excuse for one, the money I'm earning says I'll have at least SOME staff responsibility). I'm absolutely packing it. I'm shy at the best of times, let alone around new people that I don't know. I really hope their expectations...
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I got the job.
And they wanna pay me $5k more a year than I was asking.
And they wanna give me free DVDs.
And it's in the CBD, so I can get to it easy from here and from wherever I end up moving to.

AND, I can pay a decent amount of rent for a nice place.




Fuck yes.

I can't afford to do a hairdressing apprenticeship.

And in the same day of explaining this to the hairdressing people, I went to a kick ass job interview at a kick ass company, that will pay me kick ass money and give me a kick ass job.

This potentially means that I could not only afford to move, but I could afford to move and,...
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EVERY SINGLE BAND ON TELETHON IS MIMING REALLY FUCKING BADLY. AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE INSANELY UGLY.

The urge to drive down there and maim all involved is beyond unbearable.
If only I could be bothered putting pants on.

In other news, it's 3.30am, and after several nightmares + having a tiny, tiny bed space to sleep in, I've decided that the nerd is the...
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