zombiehead2

thanks for the b-day wishes and comments.

my access to the internet has been limited lately...but i'll have an update in a day or two.

went camping...deep in the woods...weather sucked...still managed to get sun burnt...

ticks...spiders...mosquitos...they all suck...

lost the map..."but, it was here a minute ago..."

now im back in the city, and i have to go back to work.

i want to go back...





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What's silver and red and waddles into walls?
A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.

i opened a box at work...
and dead things fell out...

my brother and i were in the mood for some greasy burgers the other daybypassing our usual stop at Wendys we went to a mcdonalds drive through. we each ordered the two cheeseburger mealsuper-sized of coursewhen we got to the window they handed me the food and then quickly closed the window without taking my money. we sat there for a minute waiting for the...
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the zombie rises...

perhaps now that i have internet again i should stop neglecting my journal...
..not that i have much to say, since very little has happened since the last time i was on here...but at least i have two things coming up to look forward to, im going to go see the band orgy next week, that should be cool. its been a...
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i couldn't resist...the candy was 75% off...

if one more person at work touches that talking sponge bob cookie jar. im going to break it...then run amok!





heh...i just wanted to use amok in a sentence....

maybe i should update this thing...i think it's been a couple of months since i was last on here...
i dont really have much to say though, except that its really damn cold here and there is way too much snow.
and nothing new has been happening, everything is kind of slow and boring here.
ha!...ive been away for a month and this is the...
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two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe
of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot
of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
a few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to
laugh uncontrollably.

the other missionary was incredulous, and said,
"what's wrong with you? we're being boiled alive!
they're going to eat us! what...
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