heres a few jokes cause emily asked for more...
Q. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Q. If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
A. Dead.
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: One - the dead one!
Q. What is a vampire's favorite food?
A. Neck-tarines !
Q. Why was the young vampire a failure?
A. Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
Q. What do you call a vampire junkie?
A. Count Drugula.
Q. Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
A. Because he was a complete sucker.
Q. How do undertakers speak?
A. Gravely
Q. Why did the undertaker chop all his corpses into little bits?
A. Because he liked them to rest in pieces.
Q. How can you help a starving cannibal?
A. Give him a hand.
Q. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Q. If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
A. Dead.
Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?
Girl: One - the dead one!
Q. What is a vampire's favorite food?
A. Neck-tarines !
Q. Why was the young vampire a failure?
A. Because he fainted at the sight of blood.
Q. What do you call a vampire junkie?
A. Count Drugula.
Q. Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
A. Because he was a complete sucker.
Q. How do undertakers speak?
A. Gravely
Q. Why did the undertaker chop all his corpses into little bits?
A. Because he liked them to rest in pieces.
Q. How can you help a starving cannibal?
A. Give him a hand.
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Q. What do you call a congo line in a gay bar?
A. The sausage link.