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I'm trying to figure out how to caffeinate meat. I'm sure this will go the way of the caffeinated doorknob. (invention 347)
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I've decided to go back to school for a Masters in Dildonics.
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Damn! it's time i updated, er made an entry.

Just saw Lost in Translation and it was beyond good. I usually stick to free per view but this was worth the $8.75. I'm actually tempted to send an additional $1.25 to the Coppolas and Bill Murray.

I think i've narrowed down this year's halloween costumes to Jake Gyllenhal's Bubble Boy, Snake Plisskin, or Adam Kesher...
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