Is it just me, or is SG basically all about naked, tattooed chicks going crazy for eye-liner and pouting like it's an olympic sport and there's a gold medal at stake?
Don't you think you're over-tilling the soil here? I mean, where's the appeal to the wider audience? Where, for example, are the bearded ladies? Where are the polyester-clad trash hoes? Where are the mutant salad side dishes?
To show exactly what sort of trick SG is missing, I'm starting my own photoset (which you'll find somewhere here) dedicated to real alternative hotties ('cos we're all sooooooo suprised that the naked tattooed chicks turn us on). I don't want to know how long you've spent masturbating to these photos. Let's just accept here and now that you need as much professional care as I do.
Don't you think you're over-tilling the soil here? I mean, where's the appeal to the wider audience? Where, for example, are the bearded ladies? Where are the polyester-clad trash hoes? Where are the mutant salad side dishes?
To show exactly what sort of trick SG is missing, I'm starting my own photoset (which you'll find somewhere here) dedicated to real alternative hotties ('cos we're all sooooooo suprised that the naked tattooed chicks turn us on). I don't want to know how long you've spent masturbating to these photos. Let's just accept here and now that you need as much professional care as I do.
bah, anyway, welcome! i think a multiple girl set of sgs riding those dogs like chariots could be the hottest thing this place has ever seen. it'll either leave 'em high and dry or give them the bends...
...shit.
but yeah, those dogs are chicken soup for the soul for those who like our animals to be more than mans best friend. exquisite.
the smooth bastard.
ps. if its the barfly, its probably the music.
pps, as for the pics, an hour and a half, but stopped for lunch.
[Edited on Jan 31, 2005 11:21PM]
1- it's a small thread with limited possibilities
2 - I'm a revolutionary. I take on board what Eponine said about responding to comments on your own board with comments on your respondent's board - and I'm a newbie n'all and don't know about the crazy crazy ways of SG posters - but I've been reading other people's boards and don't know what the hell's going on in there.
3 - I'm very anti-scoial and don't often come out of my laboratory unless I'm absolutely starved of brains.
So, thank you walkswithbears, for your thoughtful response here. Also your picture. It put me in mind of my favourite site, Something Awful , which, in my opinion, is the litmus test of genuine sociability and genius. And yes, those two things do occassionally mix, though not often. In fact, anyone who doesn't have Something Awful bookmarked should be stoned then ostracised.
Good.
On a bad note, walkswithbears set me to masturbating furiously with thoughts of SGs riding Valkyrie-like on disabled dogs with wheels. Pheeeew-eeeee. That image gets me all hot. Thank god he didn't mention the Priesthood.
I'm not convinced it is just the music at the Barfly that pisses me off. Yes, it's a significant factor. I dunno - I'm not young like I used to be. I like stuff like White Zombie, The Cramps, New York Dolls - you know, proper tunes like we used to have. Not this boomp-a-cha modern techno fare. However, I can suffer it if I must. But the Barfly is also populated with, well, no-one. It's regularly dead. When there are people in there, they get scared easily. Or maybe I scare them easily. Maybe I should stop asking for brains. Maybe I should be less honest about their tattoos ('ooo, that's pretty' rather than 'if I were you I'd sue over that shit'). Maybe I shouldn't ask if I can try on their girlfriend's clothes (you'll be amazed at how quickly you can get a whole table to yourself with that one). But we've established that I'm not a sociable person, so I accept maybe a tiny tiny bit of the blame there. But also, and fundamentally, the Barfly doesn't know what the hell it is. If it just stuck to catering for one crowd, found itself a comfortable niche (and there are many to fill) it wouldn't have empty nights. One night in six weeks is the current statistic for the Barfly getting it right. The rest is bollocks. Simply because people don't know what the fuck is going on there. And asking the bouncers at the door is no good because a:it means you can't plan ahead and b:they're immensely fat and it's impossible to understand a fucking word they're saying.
Anyways, this was going to be small. Now it's bigger. So I'll stop.
Thanks again walkswithbears. You really should put that Photoshop down though.