Great nights in Liverpool update:
Play toilet spaghetti in the gents' cubicle of the The Swan -
take long, long strip of toilet paper. Insert one end of toilet paper in the pan water. Trail remaining paper neatly down outside of toilet and along the floor (the floor must be dry - this may be difficult to acheive in The Swan, this being the case, trail toilet paper over the cubicle door and right down the other side). Close toilet lid. Flush. The paper trail is sucked right up into the toilet.
There you go! It's like the toilet is a big horrible monster eating spaghetti. Hurrah!
Oh, God, please help me.
Play toilet spaghetti in the gents' cubicle of the The Swan -
take long, long strip of toilet paper. Insert one end of toilet paper in the pan water. Trail remaining paper neatly down outside of toilet and along the floor (the floor must be dry - this may be difficult to acheive in The Swan, this being the case, trail toilet paper over the cubicle door and right down the other side). Close toilet lid. Flush. The paper trail is sucked right up into the toilet.
There you go! It's like the toilet is a big horrible monster eating spaghetti. Hurrah!
Oh, God, please help me.