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That doesn't include the ladies ... Tamper away!

So, another week gone. It's been a warm one as well. The company I work for were mentioned in the papers ... All I can say is that some people are unscrupulous and corrupt. It goes to show that although we have a lot of problems in this country, the majority of people are trustworthy. India don't have the laws that we have here (Data Protection Act) for that particular reason I don't know why companies are moving their business abroad. Plain stupid if you ask me.

Anyway, I now have four days off it's back to the gym tomorrow, I've been trying to get fitter by climbing the stairs at work too. One of our lifts has been out of action for almost two months now. The fire brigade came to rescue some people who were stuck, but in getting them out of the lift broke some vital parts of the lift and now it's as dead as a dildo!

I still haven't been able to hook my laptop up to my wireless connection here at home, so for the most part the laptop has been redundant .... grrrr ... maybe I'll try again over the next few days.

I've got some wonderous facts for you ... read on!

1) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy for an atomic bomb

2) Houston, we nearly had a problem. Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.

3) Oh the irony The Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.

4) Pops Thin White Duke David Bowie thinks hes being stalked by a giant pink rabbit. Bowies noticed the costume-clad fan at several recent concerts, but he became extra alarmed when he got on a plane and the bunny was on board.

5) Astronauts cannot burp in space as there's no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.

More very soon!

Well, I hope to catch up with you guys and your journals soon!

BEWARE OF IDENTITY THEFT!

Hasta Luego & Ciao