Hey guys, how's things? Thanks for all your comments on my last journal entry, I got up to 27, some kind of record for me 
... Still no testimonials though .... I'm not looking for them, but hey ... 
So, the last few days have been ok, I had to go to a funeral on thursday, it was a sad occasion but when I got home I was relieved it was over. Rachel and I have been keeping in touch quite a lot, I think we're starting to gain each others trust which is excellent! We spoke about seeing each other again this coming friday, I hope we do! I've sent her some flowers for valentines day, I hope she appreciates them.
This Is Funny ... Part 1
So you think you're computer literate? read on ...
This is a story I found by Jim Carlton of the Wall Street journal. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.
Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.
Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,"the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."
Some people!
A Joke ... Or Two
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room. Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! I'd recognize her anywhere!"
Hasta Luego ...
... Still no testimonials though .... I'm not looking for them, but hey ...
So, the last few days have been ok, I had to go to a funeral on thursday, it was a sad occasion but when I got home I was relieved it was over. Rachel and I have been keeping in touch quite a lot, I think we're starting to gain each others trust which is excellent! We spoke about seeing each other again this coming friday, I hope we do! I've sent her some flowers for valentines day, I hope she appreciates them.
This Is Funny ... Part 1
So you think you're computer literate? read on ...
This is a story I found by Jim Carlton of the Wall Street journal. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.
Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.
Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,"the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."
Some people!
A Joke ... Or Two
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room. Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! I'd recognize her anywhere!"
Hasta Luego ...
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*hugs*
The shit talkers must have read the comments people put on my last journal from people regarding the incident. Then they must have read yours, taken one look at your mafia style pic and shit their pants