So I had a friend, a very nice friend, who once asked if he could knock me up with a baby girl so that he could eat my pussy while it was being delivered, feet first, and he'd eat two pussies at once.
Well, I declined, you know.
But I did agree with him that he was a sexual prophet. Praise Allah.
Oh, yes, I'm...
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Well, I declined, you know.
But I did agree with him that he was a sexual prophet. Praise Allah.
Oh, yes, I'm...
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I'm back in L.A, yo.
I have no money. I think I'm going to have to do porn now, triple X, to feed my boyfriend.
Lucky for you, right?
I have no money. I think I'm going to have to do porn now, triple X, to feed my boyfriend.
Lucky for you, right?
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chestercopperpot:
whore yourself out to that studio in Culver City. I thinks its spelt S-O-N-Y! Stand out front of the gates begging for work! Legend has it that is how Julia Roberts got started.
whore yourself out to that studio in Culver City. I thinks its spelt S-O-N-Y! Stand out front of the gates begging for work! Legend has it that is how Julia Roberts got started.
mat8drb:
Woo! Firefly!. And I went to Calgary last Feb. I also froze.
Ok, so, I'm in Calgary.
I'm going to freeze to death!!
I'm going to freeze to death!!
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_seven_:
Hey Zoph. I'm working on a website that'll need to be translated into a couple of different langs, chinese and japanese for sure, not 100% about sure about korean yet, but do you think you could translate a bit for me? there's not much text, maybe 2 pages.
I'll send you some american funny money for doing so.
I'll send you some american funny money for doing so.
tahliana:
thanks for your comment on my set sweetie, glad u liked it xoxoxo hope you had a great new years! when r u back in oz?
Whoo hoo! I'm in L.A!!
I also just bought the cutest dress from mybabyjo.com.
More later,
I also just bought the cutest dress from mybabyjo.com.
More later,
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manda_moo:
hey dude...hope you're looking after youyrself and having fun fun fun!!!
gadget:
I've been oogling clothes from that site for years.
It's my birthday. I want my brother (he is a masseur) to give me a massage when he gets home. I'm in agony.
The last week was exam hell, part one. Next week the saga continues.
My birthday wish (or christmas one, maybe) is to be photographed by Missy! She's so great.
I'm in L.A soon. And Calgary for Christmas. Jesus, time flies.
I feel...
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The last week was exam hell, part one. Next week the saga continues.
My birthday wish (or christmas one, maybe) is to be photographed by Missy! She's so great.
I'm in L.A soon. And Calgary for Christmas. Jesus, time flies.
I feel...
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graven:
Like your art? I have your art as a desktop.
geike:
Wow!! I just found your profile. Just wanted to tell you you are beautiful. Great music choices too!!
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jibaili:
happy birthday Zofia.. hope you have a great day..
reacher:
Happy birthday. I hope it was all that you hoped it would be.
I'm dying of some hideous disease, thanks to my best friend.
Right smack-bang in the middle of the exam cram, too. Joyous.
Does anyone want to read Japanese literature with me? I've given myself a headache doing it alone.
Right smack-bang in the middle of the exam cram, too. Joyous.
Does anyone want to read Japanese literature with me? I've given myself a headache doing it alone.
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acidevangelist:
Is it The Plague?
lone_ranger:
hrm...
I think your userpic is great ?
I think your userpic is great ?
I am not serious about this profile pic. Honest. I was just feeling like a wanton dirty girl. Not that it's rare for me to feel that way or anything....
I am wondering whether or not to try to stay awake or to play Morrowind until its time to drop my brother off to work.
Uni recess is fucking grand. I'll be able to watch...
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I am wondering whether or not to try to stay awake or to play Morrowind until its time to drop my brother off to work.
Uni recess is fucking grand. I'll be able to watch...
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burstandbloom:
i cant believe you said crikey
that always makes me laugh
it sounds like and embarrased zebra is talking
i dont know
i saw your 2 pics
in your pic folder
of you picking your nose
0-there is a lot of pic in this paragraph apparently -
anyway
just had to say
both are beautiful pictures
youre a gorgeous subject
but this pictuers and stting themselves also amazing
is that a photographer you know
or what????
that always makes me laugh
it sounds like and embarrased zebra is talking
i dont know
i saw your 2 pics
in your pic folder
of you picking your nose
0-there is a lot of pic in this paragraph apparently -
anyway
just had to say
both are beautiful pictures
youre a gorgeous subject
but this pictuers and stting themselves also amazing
is that a photographer you know
or what????
flaneur:
Hey, nice new profile pic!
Sure, it perhaps lacks the wanton flair of the previous one, but...
Sure, it perhaps lacks the wanton flair of the previous one, but...
So I write an e-mail in Japanese to my lecturer to tell him that I wish to be considered for the scholarship to Hokkaido University, and this is the response:
"Zofia,
It was very good of you to write in Japanese, but I don't have any software
to read it with . It comes up as #@@!(**&.
George"
So, my JAPANESE LECTURER can't read Japanese...
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"Zofia,
It was very good of you to write in Japanese, but I don't have any software
to read it with . It comes up as #@@!(**&.
George"
So, my JAPANESE LECTURER can't read Japanese...
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drakonos:
thats messed up, 'Pancake' .. something doesnt seem right though.. cuz like that dude should have had his software capable for all that.. how bout re-emailing all of it in western script, that way, if he cant read the 'western' Japanese, then its on him.
good luck, im routing for ya!
- J.
good luck, im routing for ya!
- J.
rodbrit39:
Bad girl! You'll get indigestion. Have you ever seen a book called "Rude Food"? Great photpgraphy along the lines you are thinking. I'll try to scan a couple of pages and send them to you later.
Well butter my tits and call me a pancake, I have a social event to attend tommorow night!
I guess that means people aren't completely weirded out by my table manners.
I've injured my foot and I don't think I'll be doing the laydeez triathlon. Dayum.
I should totally dye my hair some stupid ass colour and make my grandmother cry. Lyke, for realz.
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I guess that means people aren't completely weirded out by my table manners.
I've injured my foot and I don't think I'll be doing the laydeez triathlon. Dayum.
I should totally dye my hair some stupid ass colour and make my grandmother cry. Lyke, for realz.
What...
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siv:
my grandmother LOVED LOVED the pink hair. i guess maybe because it's still a girly color? i'd try green.
vanessa:
ooh pink would be hot
... my gf had a "net friend" she nicknamed "the fetishist" since he was into weird shit, a lot of it to do with bodily fluids and secretions etc.
She eventually met him in person out of curiosity. She doesn't talk to him anymore.