Friday Jan 14, 2005

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So I had a friend, a very nice friend, who once asked if he could knock me up with a baby girl so that he could eat my pussy while it was being delivered, feet first, and he'd eat two pussies at once.

Well, I declined, you know.

But I did agree with him that he was a sexual prophet. Praise Allah.

Oh, yes, I'm home again.
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thefuckoffkid:
Welcome back. How'd the whole trip thing go?

... my gf had a "net friend" she nicknamed "the fetishist" since he was into weird shit, a lot of it to do with bodily fluids and secretions etc.

She eventually met him in person out of curiosity. She doesn't talk to him anymore. surreal
timirevolting:
Your acceptance of friendship is greatly appreciated. I look forward to goulish, repolsive and revolting correspondence. Your friends audacious request would require quite a serious commitment (and luck of the draw, perhaps you give birth to a bouncing baby boy?) only few would dare. Perhaps a discusion revolving around THE YOUNG ONES, would be a less commitment oriented request. I have a feeling your a fan? I think a modern day Americana like version of this sitcom would work real well. $$$ the so-called trendy youth of today would eat it up! Sorry to hear of the low bid on your panties, I wasn't aware of such an auction - I would have gone higher. I must go I think I'll watch "TIME" - the episode where RICK, like scores with a chick. Thanks for listening.

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