I cleaned like a mofo today! I'm all sweaty and stinky and gross, but the house is nice and clean. These fuses haven't been changed since 1934, see, so everytime I run the vaccuum on the west side of the house, the fuse blows. So I went out and bought this enormous weatherproof industrial extension cord (I didn't actually need such a fancy one, but I'm sick of screwing around) and plugged the vaccuum in on the east side of the house so I could clean the west side of the house.
Awesome.
Meanwhile, Jimmy called me and wanted to know if I drowned or something. I wasn't blowing you off, dear, I've just been...uncommunicative. I'm bipolar and my meds ran out. I get like that. They'll be ready tomorrow, so don't worry.
Let's go for drinks!
Love,
Zee
Awesome.
Meanwhile, Jimmy called me and wanted to know if I drowned or something. I wasn't blowing you off, dear, I've just been...uncommunicative. I'm bipolar and my meds ran out. I get like that. They'll be ready tomorrow, so don't worry.

Let's go for drinks!
Love,
Zee


I have to say though...if the fuses haven't been changed for 70 years they need to..
be...
changed....