zinger

so it was like i was chilling waching a movie on tv, and this naked old lady comes barging in and starts yelling and screaming jiberish . i was like get the fuck out and she looks at me, starts throwing cats im dodgeing left and right trying not to get hit and where the cats came from i dont know. i was busy dodgeing these things and she stop throwing them to yell more jiberish. i look down and there was a rocket louncher at my feet, i pick it up and aim, then i shot, i see the rocket go shooting out and it was in slow motion like i can grab it out of the air. i see it go towards her head as it hits her i woke up. i was like holy shit, and look at my door there was the naked old lady