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adn there i was driving in nothern ontario looking at the the landscap and i see a bear. the next thing i know it walks out in front of me, i slam on the brakes stoping 10 feet in front of it. the bear gets up on it hind legs and flips me off, i was like what the fuck, i get out acting all...
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just finshed watching the new mudvayne dvd it was good but not great

so i take it there is no messenger on this site to talk to people

there i was walking by an old ambandon factory looking at the stars ( they were clear that night ), and then for some strange reason 10 cop cars come flying up towards me. so i started to run i ran towards the factory . i got about half way there the screamed freeze dirt bag, i just keeped running. the next thing i know...
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damn fucking dail up internet im going to shoot it

and there we were walking. we walked by a house and there was a snowman it was half melted looking perty shitty. my freind ryan go up to it and says my this is the most fucked up looking snowman i have ever seen. the next that happend was the snowman suckered punch him knocked his ass to the ground ryan looks up at him,...
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is there any way i can take a pic and down size it ohh lets say 200kb down to a 100

so it was like i was chilling waching a movie on tv, and this naked old lady comes barging in and starts yelling and screaming jiberish . i was like get the fuck out and she looks at me, starts throwing cats im dodgeing left and right trying not to get hit and where the cats came from i dont know. i was busy dodgeing...
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i just woke up and im trying to figure out what i want to eat for breakfast

it is friday night just got off work tired and board as hell got nothing better to do just cruzing the internet