I'm too nice of a person.
Tonight this skeevy guy came up to me in the parking lot at work to borrow my snow brush. I went on like a madman about brain eating but he still talked to me. Turns out he's probably a moron. Why am I not surprised? My mom was right. All I can attract with my insanity are morons. I'm fucking doomed.
Oh wait, that's right, I'm not having a relationship for a long time.
Oh wait, that's right, because all I can attract are morons. :-P
Where, oh WHERE can I find a gorgeous genius who'll go around and participate in all sorts of insanity AND fit my physical ideal? My dream boy does NOT exist.
yah fucking arr.
Tonight this skeevy guy came up to me in the parking lot at work to borrow my snow brush. I went on like a madman about brain eating but he still talked to me. Turns out he's probably a moron. Why am I not surprised? My mom was right. All I can attract with my insanity are morons. I'm fucking doomed.
Oh wait, that's right, I'm not having a relationship for a long time.
Oh wait, that's right, because all I can attract are morons. :-P
Where, oh WHERE can I find a gorgeous genius who'll go around and participate in all sorts of insanity AND fit my physical ideal? My dream boy does NOT exist.
yah fucking arr.
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damn.
I wish I was in Germany.