Jeez, I post adorablicious pics and get only ONE comment? You have cut me to the quick, all. I weep now, in my little dark corner. Weep, weep.
Yeah, anyway.
SURVEY TIME! Because I like to make you suffer.
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LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, aka Writer. My real name is currently of little consequence.
Birth date: April 1st. Shut up.
Birth place: In a hospital. HOPEFULLY in a bed.
Current Location: The same city I've always lived in. Ick.
Hair Color: Currently it's black. I don't even remember my NATURAL color.
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Let's see, it's a long list... Polish, Prussian, English, Irish, French, Scottish, German, and Lithuanian.
Shoes you wore today: I have not yet donned shoes, as I just got up.
Your weakness: Pretty Japanese boys with lickable abs.
Your perfect pizza: Bacon-cheeseburger with extra cheese. Or chicken with mushrooms and black olives.
Goal you'd like to achieve: To actually get good enough at drawing to do my own comic, which will rise to first internet fame, then real-life publication.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: "I know, eh?" *hangs head in shame*
Your thoughts first waking up: I can't recall what I think while my brain reboots.
Your best physical feature: My eyes, I guess? Maybe my hands.
Your bedtime: Whenever I damn well please.
Your most missed memory: Childhood Christmases, back before I realized my family hates each other and I still believed in Santa.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King TASTES better, but Mickey D's has better service.
Adidas or Nike: Neither. I think I may own a pair of Reeboks, tho...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: They're about the same.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate WITH vanilla, damn you.
Cappuccino or coffee: Yes, both please.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: No. Yuck.
Cuss: All the fuckin' time.
Single: ...The hell?
Have a crush: Crushes are for brainless teenage girls, you fuckface.
Think you've been in love: I have never felt this idiotic emotion, no.
Want to get married: No. Never. I'd SHOOT myself first. Unless it was Gackt proposing. I mean, who the hell could pass THAT up?
Believe in yourself: As in, "yes I exist"? Sure. But then, I also believe in faeries.
Get motion sickness: If I have to sit in the back seat. But oddly, I never get sick on planes or the bus.
Think you're attractive: Yes, in a weird and quirky way.
Think you're a health freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- No.
Get along with your parents: More or less.
Like thunderstorms: I love them, so long as the power doesn't go out.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Yes, but it wasn't even a whole glass.
Gone on a date: Pffft, I wish.
Gone to the mall: I'm at the mall almost every day, since my work is directly across the street from it.
been on stage: No.
eaten an entire box of Oreos: I haven't eaten Oreos in months.
Eaten sushi: Yes, just last week. ^^
Been dumped: Nope.
Gone skating: I detest skating.
Gone skinny dipping: I detest swimming, too.
Stolen anything: Yes, I'm actually a notorious international art thief. But don't tell anyone.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Never have. Seems stupid. I don't leave getting naked to CHANCE.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Shyeah, I've been mighty drunk a time or two.
Been caught "doing something": I don't think I've ever done enough to be caught at. v_v
Been called a tease: No, though I probably am.
Gotten beaten up: Never, go me!
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: NEVER. Why the fuck would I want to tie myself to ONE PERSON FOREVER?
Number of Children: NONE. I hate children and would be a horrible, resentful parent.
Describe your dream wedding: I call it off at the last minute, and then get to eat the whole cake by myself. HA!
How do you want to die: So long as it's not a stupid "Darwin Award" death or terribly ironic, I don't care.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Famous or at least notorious. For WHAT, I don't really care. I just want to be SUPER COOL.
What country would you most like to visit: Japan. I miss Tokyo with an ache that verges on the physical.
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: No preference. It's the look in one's eyes that counts, not the color of them.
Best hair color?: Again no preference. As long as it suits the person, I don't care.
Short or long hair: Don't. Care. I like STYLISH hair, but everyone has a different style, so how can I have a preference?
Height: God this survey is shallow. Don't care about height either. I'm tiny enough that most people are a bit taller than me, anyway.
Best first date location: A bookstore coffeeshop. Or an anime convention. *nerd!* Or walking around downtown, shopping.
first kiss location: I... actually do not like kissing. Thus far, I've found it rather disgusting.
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust with my life: Umm... one.
Number of CD's I own: I've never counted them. A lot? More than 95% of them are in Japanese.
Number of piercings: Three!
Number of tattoos: Two!
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: None!
Number of scars on my body: None! I have been remarkably lucky in the accident avoidal department so far.
Yeah, anyway.
SURVEY TIME! Because I like to make you suffer.
***
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, aka Writer. My real name is currently of little consequence.
Birth date: April 1st. Shut up.
Birth place: In a hospital. HOPEFULLY in a bed.
Current Location: The same city I've always lived in. Ick.
Hair Color: Currently it's black. I don't even remember my NATURAL color.
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Let's see, it's a long list... Polish, Prussian, English, Irish, French, Scottish, German, and Lithuanian.
Shoes you wore today: I have not yet donned shoes, as I just got up.
Your weakness: Pretty Japanese boys with lickable abs.
Your perfect pizza: Bacon-cheeseburger with extra cheese. Or chicken with mushrooms and black olives.
Goal you'd like to achieve: To actually get good enough at drawing to do my own comic, which will rise to first internet fame, then real-life publication.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase: "I know, eh?" *hangs head in shame*
Your thoughts first waking up: I can't recall what I think while my brain reboots.
Your best physical feature: My eyes, I guess? Maybe my hands.
Your bedtime: Whenever I damn well please.
Your most missed memory: Childhood Christmases, back before I realized my family hates each other and I still believed in Santa.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King TASTES better, but Mickey D's has better service.
Adidas or Nike: Neither. I think I may own a pair of Reeboks, tho...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: They're about the same.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate WITH vanilla, damn you.
Cappuccino or coffee: Yes, both please.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: No. Yuck.
Cuss: All the fuckin' time.
Single: ...The hell?
Have a crush: Crushes are for brainless teenage girls, you fuckface.
Think you've been in love: I have never felt this idiotic emotion, no.
Want to get married: No. Never. I'd SHOOT myself first. Unless it was Gackt proposing. I mean, who the hell could pass THAT up?
Believe in yourself: As in, "yes I exist"? Sure. But then, I also believe in faeries.
Get motion sickness: If I have to sit in the back seat. But oddly, I never get sick on planes or the bus.
Think you're attractive: Yes, in a weird and quirky way.
Think you're a health freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- No.
Get along with your parents: More or less.
Like thunderstorms: I love them, so long as the power doesn't go out.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Yes, but it wasn't even a whole glass.
Gone on a date: Pffft, I wish.
Gone to the mall: I'm at the mall almost every day, since my work is directly across the street from it.
been on stage: No.
eaten an entire box of Oreos: I haven't eaten Oreos in months.
Eaten sushi: Yes, just last week. ^^
Been dumped: Nope.
Gone skating: I detest skating.
Gone skinny dipping: I detest swimming, too.
Stolen anything: Yes, I'm actually a notorious international art thief. But don't tell anyone.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Never have. Seems stupid. I don't leave getting naked to CHANCE.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Shyeah, I've been mighty drunk a time or two.
Been caught "doing something": I don't think I've ever done enough to be caught at. v_v
Been called a tease: No, though I probably am.
Gotten beaten up: Never, go me!
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: NEVER. Why the fuck would I want to tie myself to ONE PERSON FOREVER?
Number of Children: NONE. I hate children and would be a horrible, resentful parent.
Describe your dream wedding: I call it off at the last minute, and then get to eat the whole cake by myself. HA!
How do you want to die: So long as it's not a stupid "Darwin Award" death or terribly ironic, I don't care.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Famous or at least notorious. For WHAT, I don't really care. I just want to be SUPER COOL.
What country would you most like to visit: Japan. I miss Tokyo with an ache that verges on the physical.
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: No preference. It's the look in one's eyes that counts, not the color of them.
Best hair color?: Again no preference. As long as it suits the person, I don't care.
Short or long hair: Don't. Care. I like STYLISH hair, but everyone has a different style, so how can I have a preference?
Height: God this survey is shallow. Don't care about height either. I'm tiny enough that most people are a bit taller than me, anyway.
Best first date location: A bookstore coffeeshop. Or an anime convention. *nerd!* Or walking around downtown, shopping.
first kiss location: I... actually do not like kissing. Thus far, I've found it rather disgusting.
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust with my life: Umm... one.
Number of CD's I own: I've never counted them. A lot? More than 95% of them are in Japanese.
Number of piercings: Three!
Number of tattoos: Two!
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: None!
Number of scars on my body: None! I have been remarkably lucky in the accident avoidal department so far.
But I still will. Despite the isolationist survey making me all depressified. You're worth it,
*kisses your cheek and skips off, singing "X and Y" by Moving Units*
[Edited on Dec 10, 2004 4:40PM]