Hank will be shot soon.
for those who dont know my dog is a big dummmmy. he's 100lbs still growing, been through 3 surgeries on his legs, and a generally retarded happy go lucky dog. he's not quite 2 years old and stuck in this perpetual puppyhood brought on by being locked in a crate for the last 6 months to alllow for him to heal from these overpriced surgeries. this has done a hell of a number on hanks obedience training. he used to be so well trained super smart. i had him taking nonverbal commands with no talking to him short of good boy. he was on his way to being a therapy dog. cut to six months of healing in a crate with minimal going out to play due to severed bones and overprice underwarrantied orthoscopic procedures. this like i said has taken a toll and now hank i am convinced is retarded. i tell him to lay down next to me he does i type 5 words he gets up to lick the cat 5 more words cats claw is stuck on his cheek. reset the process. lather rinse repeat. i cant wait to get rid of that fucking crate and start in on the rehabilitation of my big dummy.

for those who dont know my dog is a big dummmmy. he's 100lbs still growing, been through 3 surgeries on his legs, and a generally retarded happy go lucky dog. he's not quite 2 years old and stuck in this perpetual puppyhood brought on by being locked in a crate for the last 6 months to alllow for him to heal from these overpriced surgeries. this has done a hell of a number on hanks obedience training. he used to be so well trained super smart. i had him taking nonverbal commands with no talking to him short of good boy. he was on his way to being a therapy dog. cut to six months of healing in a crate with minimal going out to play due to severed bones and overprice underwarrantied orthoscopic procedures. this like i said has taken a toll and now hank i am convinced is retarded. i tell him to lay down next to me he does i type 5 words he gets up to lick the cat 5 more words cats claw is stuck on his cheek. reset the process. lather rinse repeat. i cant wait to get rid of that fucking crate and start in on the rehabilitation of my big dummy.


Dog in cone=saddest/funniest thing ever.
Despite his injuries, he does seem to be rather...um...happy to see someone in that last picture. It still works, woo hoo!