well its saturady and im just about to go down town..when i say town that very loose description indeed! I live in a god forsaken place called Midsomer Norton and they have about 4 shops here.. its wank and needs to be bulldozed down to the ground! Its full of people who have lived here all there lives and are look-a-likes of the boy in the fil Deliverance who plays the banjo! i have lived here 5 years now but still they stare when you walk down the so called high street!
Maybe its because im so good looking////???? LOL
or that i have only 4 fingers and a thumb on each hand! Not the normal 6 fingers that you get round here!
I only moved here to be close to Bristol bath and Yeovil(thats another story)
My house move still hasnt happened.. the fucking estate agents are toss along with the financial advisor that we foolishly decided to use!.. we have done all the work and then they are going to expect us to pay them four and a half thousand quid for the privalige!(bad spelling i know) gOT A LETRTER FROM THE dvlc this morning saying i have to pay a fine because my camper has not been taxed! wank shit bollocks.. im just gonna sign it off road and pay the 40 fine and drive it anyway! its not that im goon get caught speeding in a 79 VW camper is it? unless its down hill with the wind behind me! lol
Right lets go face the inbreds!
Laters alligators
Maybe its because im so good looking////???? LOL
or that i have only 4 fingers and a thumb on each hand! Not the normal 6 fingers that you get round here!
I only moved here to be close to Bristol bath and Yeovil(thats another story)
My house move still hasnt happened.. the fucking estate agents are toss along with the financial advisor that we foolishly decided to use!.. we have done all the work and then they are going to expect us to pay them four and a half thousand quid for the privalige!(bad spelling i know) gOT A LETRTER FROM THE dvlc this morning saying i have to pay a fine because my camper has not been taxed! wank shit bollocks.. im just gonna sign it off road and pay the 40 fine and drive it anyway! its not that im goon get caught speeding in a 79 VW camper is it? unless its down hill with the wind behind me! lol
Right lets go face the inbreds!
Laters alligators
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your arse is gonna be killing you today I bet, how many times did you fall
southern hick jokes
Ma get the fine china we're havin road kill for supper!
Cleatis not in front of ma parents!
But Mary Joe they're ma parents too!
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