Z: "The other night, after the party, I fooled around with ______."
M: "Oh my fucking God, Zia!!"
Z: "What??!" O.O
M: "Oh.. Nothing. Its just that you're getting more action that I am recently. I need to get laid."
Christmas shopping.
Possibly ended up overdrawing on my account my because I am special and it didn't occur to me that my paycheck wont be deposited until Monday.
So instead of $480 in the bank, I had about $110.
Oops.
But, 5 people off my list.
6 to go.

M: "Oh my fucking God, Zia!!"
Z: "What??!" O.O
M: "Oh.. Nothing. Its just that you're getting more action that I am recently. I need to get laid."
Christmas shopping.
Possibly ended up overdrawing on my account my because I am special and it didn't occur to me that my paycheck wont be deposited until Monday.
So instead of $480 in the bank, I had about $110.
Oops.
But, 5 people off my list.
6 to go.
