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Johnny's fifth grade class was having a oral assignment where each kid had to tell a story and then tell what the moral of the story is.

Suzie was first and told of how she was sent to the store to to get milk and on the way back the bag ripped and the milk fell to the ground and broke open. she creied all the way home then was told by her mom it was alright they could get more . the moral of the story is dont cry over spilled milk.

Nancy was next and again told of a trip to the store. she was on her bike getting eggs she put in her basket but when she hit a pot hole all the eggs bounced out. Moral is don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Johnny gets up and tells how his dad was in Viet Nam in a foxhole with a rifle 10 bullets and a bayonet and a Bottle of whiskey. he just finished off the whiskey when he heard a noise.Carefully looking he saw 20 Viet Kong soldiers. he shot 10 dead and stabbed 10 with his bayonet.

Johnny went to sit down but the teacher ask about the moral. Johnny just said You don't fuck with my dad when he's drunk.