We've got heads on sticks, and you've got ventriloquists.
dogslife:
See, I approved your friends request, but then I had two zenosdogs on my friends list, and though the possibilities of what I might do with two are really quite mind-boggling I figured I shouldn't take more than I need, what with the economy the way it is, so I deleted one. But then both were gone. And so I sat down and wept, for I had been a fool.