zenobia

Just thought I would share a really embarassing story with
everyone.

It seems that in my sleep I like to masturbate and make really loud noises. I found this out from a friend who was sleeping in my bed one night when this happened. They thought I was awake and just decided to jack off in the middle of the night. Imagine my embarassment when they mentioned it the next day. I thought they were joking at first because I had no memory of this happening at all. So they tell me I was furiously masturbating, moaning, and rocking the bed. OMG!!!! I had to wonder if I had done this to other friends and they were just to embarassed to tell me about it. So now i'm paranoid to have friends sleep over because I don't ever know when the masturabtion monster will arrive. I know this sounds pretty unbelievable but just ask mrMiah. He was was the friend that told me about it.

Anyone else want to share a similar story? I would love to know that i'm not the only one.

*edit* a friend of mine, who happens to be a tattoo artist, asked me about going to a tattoo convention with him. He wants to take a couple of people he has already tattooed and do some tattooing on us there. Free tattoos and trip!!!! I said yes of course. Well then I find out that the convention is in Patgonia and that the whole thing isn't free. I would have to buy my own plane ticket and food money. That wouldn't be a problem except the convention is in January. Damnit I don't think I have enough time to save up that much money for a six day trip I am very sad and about this and just wanted to share with everyone