zenlunatic

oi!!! i made it home in one peice....woooooo!!!! tonight fucking rocked.......we were slow at work, so i didnt have to do shit except stay on the clock and bullshit with the wait staff....then, i got a beer at my bar and three drinks were delivered to me before i even finished my beer......woooooo!!!!! that was the shit cuz........so im really happy and really excited to have an almost day off......i have to go in for four hours and then i get to see my mommy and grandmommy......i love them ladies.......i also love my fake sister kerry, who is THE SHIT.......yeah, thats right...... all caps baby.....my face looks alot better for those who actually read this thing.....i dont know if peoples read this or not.....fuck it......big ups time......big ups to the chica at work who gave me five dollars in change to get a 12 pack, big ups to the misfits, especially the song about killing babies and raping mamas......thats really funny for a song.....big ups to kerry, kevin, josh, clay, justin, steve and kerry again.....big downs to the oilers even though i dont care about sports, stalkers, sunday newspapers delivered on sat. night, knowing how to spell, fish and chips, chicken tenders, anything that has to do with a fry station, scottie, badly paved roads and the u scan x press at harris teeter......last minute big ups to vicodins.....i think i fucked up my teeth and those are my new best friend.......big ups to the pig face too......tee hee ----->




oi.....update......fuck the god damn chatroom......thought it would be cool......trust me, its not......i got fed up in five seconds........old school was better....new school feels like herpes....i dont know what that feels like exactlly, but i have a feeling thats what its like....update finished.......this update will self destruct in five seconds........you start the count down....




oi....updated update.......that thing about update self destruct was stupid.....if you thought it was funny......insert your thumb in your anal cavity.....thankyou.......



oi.......mega super updated update.....jamming on elvis pills is the mother fucking shit....tesla fucking rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not really, but for pretend......im gonna stop dorking it up on my computer and start getting rowdy.......