zenlunatic

oi!!! i just got home and wish i was rich enough to turn on the a.c.....when i skated to work today, i busted my ass....it was a rough scene too.....i fell, then did a complete roll that landed me back on my feet......i did the whole laugh and see if anyone saw it.....nobody was there so then i yelled really loud.....i got to work and ate a shit load of food and then this new girl that talks to much made me convert to christianity and ask jesus for a bottle of whisky and a shotgun, which he did not deliver.....fuck you jesus....now im drunk and skating home when your drunk is fun, but kinda sketchy cause news papers are out to murder me.....big ups to rage against the machine, cold pbr and FREE camel filter menthols for keeping me company right now......FUCK the free internet i steal for shitting out on me every five minutes.....hope everyone is doing well this lovely evening.......tell me funny stories or your mama jokes if you read this......