You know what today is?
That's right, kids -- it's Super Bowel Sunday!
Yes, I'm watching the game.
But do I care who wins?
Nope.
You now why?
Because, besides it being Super Bowel Sunday, it's more importantly STAR WARS SUNDAY and that's just way more super-er than any bowel I'm familiar with.
One thing we CAN combine, though, is Super Bowl food and Star Wars:
Oh.
Whoops.
I mean Trek and Super Bowl food.
My bad.
Ew, I actually just typed, "My bad"?
I hate that statement as much as I hate, "It is what it is." Please, God, please sound more ignorant? Pleeeease? Just add, "It's all good!" and we have the recipe for a face-punch waiting to happen. A kick to the offending groin. A People's Elbow to the colon. Better yet, how about a fastball to the face as thrown by a wookie!
Wait, more Super Bowl/Star Wars food crossover? Damn skippy.
Effectively, today will combine my love of sitting on the couch with my love of staring at animated electrons and play with my joystick. Hmm, that sounded a tad inappropriate ...
Okay, serious moment time:
And on another serious note: SR-71 Blackbird or Y-wing? Hmm ...
Sometimes the utilization of the word wide web for informational purposes is pure brilliance:Personally? I just use it for porn.So, speaking of Carrie Fisher getting wicked amounts of plastic surgery:Of course, I'll just go to my happy place and think of her like this:
"Since you've taken us along this merry trip down Memory Lane, Scotty, how about a Then and Now?" Why of course, my minions -- gasp and ye shall receive!
and the best EVER
Okay, I'm out like a trout -- need to go buy more bacon for my Super Bowel Bacon AT-AT!
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS - More Trek, more Trek, more Trek? I'm obligin'!
That's right, kids -- it's Super Bowel Sunday!Yes, I'm watching the game.
But do I care who wins?
Nope.
You now why?
Because, besides it being Super Bowel Sunday, it's more importantly STAR WARS SUNDAY and that's just way more super-er than any bowel I'm familiar with.
One thing we CAN combine, though, is Super Bowl food and Star Wars:
Oh.
Whoops.
I mean Trek and Super Bowl food.
My bad.
Ew, I actually just typed, "My bad"?
I hate that statement as much as I hate, "It is what it is." Please, God, please sound more ignorant? Pleeeease? Just add, "It's all good!" and we have the recipe for a face-punch waiting to happen. A kick to the offending groin. A People's Elbow to the colon. Better yet, how about a fastball to the face as thrown by a wookie!
Wait, more Super Bowl/Star Wars food crossover? Damn skippy.
Effectively, today will combine my love of sitting on the couch with my love of staring at animated electrons and play with my joystick. Hmm, that sounded a tad inappropriate ...
Okay, serious moment time:
And on another serious note: SR-71 Blackbird or Y-wing? Hmm ...
Sometimes the utilization of the word wide web for informational purposes is pure brilliance:
Personally? I just use it for porn.So, speaking of Carrie Fisher getting wicked amounts of plastic surgery:Of course, I'll just go to my happy place and think of her like this:"Since you've taken us along this merry trip down Memory Lane, Scotty, how about a Then and Now?" Why of course, my minions -- gasp and ye shall receive!
and the best EVEROkay, I'm out like a trout -- need to go buy more bacon for my Super Bowel Bacon AT-AT!
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS - More Trek, more Trek, more Trek? I'm obligin'!
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Enjoy your Super Bowl! I've never experienced the fever of it. I assume it's a bit like the soccer World Cup.