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Sunday Jan 29, 2012

Jan 29, 2012
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Chew Heffner!


Okay, as many of you know Sundays are now officially SWS when it comes to my SG blog.
Star Wars Sundays!
Yessir, Star Wars Sundays!
With that said, I am an equal opportunity geek and enjoy all geekery, which includes the sometimes-conundrum [for others] which is defending a mutual love for both Star Trek and Star Wars. I know, I know, I can hear the gnashing of teeth over the interwebz but, lets face it, with all the editing, additions and 3D-ing that Lucas has done, sometimes we need to seek solace in another Star, see, even if it's only momentary satisfaction:

I want one of these.
Totally.
If you do not know what this is, please go stick your car key and/or metal fork into the nearest electrical socket.
So, back to Star Wars.
I've offered commentary on this theory before but I think it needs to be revisited. Growing up, I always appreciated Luke and thought that he took on a significant amount of responsibility. Alas, the whiny farm-boy naivete really got to me and, as a result, Han Solo was who I became drawn to as a role model. Let's face it, if you even remotely have an idea as to my personality, the semi-gruff, always-sarcastic demeanor that I wear like a finely-pressed set of scrubs is more than likely due to Han Solo worship as a kid.
Srsly.
Be like Han.
I may need a shirt of this.

I spend a fair amount of my non-clinic days at my desk answering calls from patients that are:
a) Kinda hurting
b) Definitely hurting
c) Way hurting and have questions about spinal surgery
d) Full of fucking shit pain med junkies
With that said, I will construct a fleet of these:

I will direct the leader of these squadrons to fly directly over to the pain med junkies house (I have their address in the computer, follow?) and initiate a battle to destroy these slobbering wretches like they were a Death Star Number Three.
"Oh, Scotty, you lack compassion for people that are just weak and reaching out in whatever manner possible to make themselves feel better." Yes, you're right. I do lack. I'm a sad, black little soul that dislikes weakness.
Thank Yoda we have artistic renderings like the Last Supper to draw spiritual strength and awareness from:

We'll now take a little break in the action. A few people have asked why I don't include more pictures of myself. This is probably because I take pictures of other things and never really stop to take them of myself.
Seems kinda odd that I would, actually. So, since I was just venting as to patients and work and such -- have a few pictures from work:


More Star Wars? In your face! I give you Poopertrooper!

And I give you Vader doing bonsai!

More Vader? More FINK!

Apologies that my blogs have been lacking in depth as of late but I don't find myself at the computer as much as I'd like. I'll provide some depth and sharing of personal happening in the near future, that's a promise.


Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

PS - On a completely non-Star Wars related note
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
silencia:
I like Star Wars Sundays! This blog put a huge smile on my face. Cheers!
Jan 30, 2012
hyatt:
Yay for more pictures of you! It's actually a bit sad to look back over past photos and not find oneself. It makes it more difficult to remember what was going on then and how one felt, or so I find.

I was always a bit more of a Trekkie than a Star Wars fan, I think. But I also had some strange fetish for the Darth Vader thing... go figure. :\

I love the idea of him doing Bonsai! XD
Jan 30, 2012

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