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My buddy just had a baby. Okay, no, pause, start again, my buddy's wife just had a baby. NINE pounds five ounce. That's a big damn kid. AND it's a girl -- huzzah, meatbaby!


And with all that said;

I want to learn to make my own pasta.

I want to use the word "tuber" during an interview for employment.

I want to go to the Ukraine.

I want to have sex in the forest, at night, with a woman wearing a flowing skirt and little else.

I plan an accomplishing all of these wants in the next twelves months ... starting now.



That's about all I have for tonight but a little is better than too much. I realized that this weekend after I ate a 30oz piece of charred meat.
And washed it down with 60oz of smallcraft beer.



St Louis, T-minus six weeks, three days and counting.



I <3 Frazier.


No, not THAT Frazier, THIS Frasier!


Actually, I <3 Niles more than Frazier. He amuses me more. Eddie the dog can suck it.

Okay, I need pizza ...


And gottdamn rest assured, I will defend it with my very life, and this sweet weapon:


Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

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