zenexistence

Initially, I was all like:


But then I woke up this morning and I was all like:



I was a little inebriated last night, see?
And I was a little pissy last night, see?
Short story long, as many of you know I haven't been on SG much as of late because I've been working seven days a week. Last night I sat down, decided I'd catch up a bit on our beloved site.
I don't even recall how many but a multitude of the posts I read were, one after another, were either girls (and guys) promoting their cam websites, asking for gifts or as Cate so succinctly put it, being "on-line pan handlers"
It bugs me.
Or, maybe more appropriately defined, bugged me.
After quiet reflection I decided that I don't care; use this place as you like, for that's entirely your right as you're paying to access it. I'm simply going to do a friend dump and get rid of the individuals that don't add anything of substance.
Editors note - many of my posts could fall under the same category of lacking substance. Wait, after more quiet reflection, most do. But tough shit, that's my gift to you all; inane wackiness is something I do well.
Okay, maybe not well, but it is something I do.

I guess, in my own, long-winded way is I'm saying that I acknowledge I threw a tantrum and I apologize for being a little bitch.

But, please clearly understand, I still think the "gimme-gimme" attitude is weak-sauce. Unless it's Me First and the Gimme Gimmes and they're just proppa goodness.
For the record, I don't think of a Wish List in the same category. I GET that idea. It's the outright begging thing that bothers me.
This may be some type of semantic triviality but, I'm okay with that.



Here, speaking of goodness, have some Japanese goodness:





And here's some primate goodness:



And some panther goodness::



And, just plain goodness:



So, in a nutshell [this is a stupid saying] for the time being I'll stick around and randomly add stupidity to everyones day/night/daynight.
I promise to do my best not to spew forth any more literary tantrums.
And, most importantly, I will still continue to rally mightily against the forces of evil and tyranny because otherwise I'd just be another dude sitting here in tights, a cape and a cockring.

Oh god, did I really just type "cockring"?

I'm totally kidding, I don't even own a cockring.
They truly seem uncomfortable., don't you think?
Wait, why am I still talking about this?

You know how people have life goals like visiting Europe, making a pilgrimage to Mecca, or easting pineapple off of hula dancers tummies in Maui? Well, here's my life goal:


Amazing, right? So you thought that this was the end end-all, be-all of Big Wheel goodness, right? Well, you're goddamn wrong, Jeebs:



I need Oreos.

I still <3 ewe,
Scotty