Today some thug-lifer's came into the computer store (one of my partner's businesses.) with some macintosh computers they needed help with. I am the only person with macintosh experience for about fifty miles so I helped them out. Seems they are getting into the recording studio business. They have no idea what they are doing. They asked me to work on the sly for the them. Slapped a wad of 100's on the counter to tempt me. So I stopped by their studio to help set things up.
Seems they bought this stuff "used" from somewhere. Don't ask, don't tell. They "lost" a bunch of cables and adapters. I mean, they've got thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars of equipment in their studio. none of it connected. They've just got a mess of cables, none of which are what they need to connect their macs to their equipment. The main guy was like, just find what I need, i'll overnight it.
They didn't have internet access at the studio yet, so I wrote all their components down to look up at home. Long story short. They are missing about $6000 worth of necessary equipment. I can't wait to tell him that.
They were both mac'n on different girls (both singers). One was sittin in the back of their escalade with the tinted windows up, smoking things up. (I heard music thumping crazy-loud but I think it was a stereotype making noise in my head) When I was getting in my car, the window on the escalade came down, a thick blue-gray cloud rolls out. This dude, small young smooth skinned face. Skin the color of melting chocolate ice cream, lips like something I would want to chew on if they were on a girl. He's like, "so you can gonna give us the hook up?" You gonna work with us?"
Yeh, I say. Thinking what the fuck am I getting myself into. This is like the fourth experience like this with shady people needing my help, venturing into new territory. They always get busted doing something after i've made my cash and split.
on the side, I use the same profile picture on myspace. I refer to it as smiling like I mean it. I've had numerous people tell me (because I don't smile very often unless I mean it) how great the picture is of me. Weird. It was a good day (I didn't have to use my AK).
Seems they bought this stuff "used" from somewhere. Don't ask, don't tell. They "lost" a bunch of cables and adapters. I mean, they've got thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars of equipment in their studio. none of it connected. They've just got a mess of cables, none of which are what they need to connect their macs to their equipment. The main guy was like, just find what I need, i'll overnight it.
They didn't have internet access at the studio yet, so I wrote all their components down to look up at home. Long story short. They are missing about $6000 worth of necessary equipment. I can't wait to tell him that.
They were both mac'n on different girls (both singers). One was sittin in the back of their escalade with the tinted windows up, smoking things up. (I heard music thumping crazy-loud but I think it was a stereotype making noise in my head) When I was getting in my car, the window on the escalade came down, a thick blue-gray cloud rolls out. This dude, small young smooth skinned face. Skin the color of melting chocolate ice cream, lips like something I would want to chew on if they were on a girl. He's like, "so you can gonna give us the hook up?" You gonna work with us?"
Yeh, I say. Thinking what the fuck am I getting myself into. This is like the fourth experience like this with shady people needing my help, venturing into new territory. They always get busted doing something after i've made my cash and split.
on the side, I use the same profile picture on myspace. I refer to it as smiling like I mean it. I've had numerous people tell me (because I don't smile very often unless I mean it) how great the picture is of me. Weird. It was a good day (I didn't have to use my AK).
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Hes a really kewl guy I only see him like twice a year though cuz he lives like 4 hours away.
Im having a lot of problems with my camera lately and imll have to buy a new one it wont transfer pictures to the computer and its just on its way out. Its been through a lot. lol. But uh I am hoping that with Christmas money I can buy a new camera and then maybe I can get you a pic on here. Pics I take with my cell phone are not clear at all so Ill hav eto wait till I buy a new camera. A lot of picture I have of me are stored on my friends computer and he accidentally rewrote over his hard drive last night and I was getting ready for the club and he came over crying saying i lost all your pictures. But I was like MAn dont worry about its not a big deal. I felt really bad cuz he was crying sad. I guess he felt really bad because they were picture ive taken since the 9th grade.
Sucks but hey thats what life gave me ill accept it and move on.
I would shave my head but its already shaven above my ears underneath and I think if I just get a hair cut i can salvage some hair. Sooo, ill just get it cut short. Or something. Blah. Yeah the lady at the hair black told me if I cut a inch or two off my hair would start getting heathier. SO thats probably what i'll do.
Id type more but my mommy needs the computer.
Does this relate?
Yeah, I feel like these freaky dealings get me out of my bubble and show me the weirder side of life. I try to remind myself not to get caught up in, attached to, or be "more sly" than the sly folks. Good luck, and don't let them near your women-friends!