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More on the war with the upstairs neighbor:

I had a 4 page letter taped to my front door, calling me immature, white supremacist, obese (?), and even go so far as to call the boy "gay or just bad in bed" because she doesn't hear me screaming bloody murder during sex.

So, with letter in hand I went to the management office to complain, and learned she had already typed up a formal complaint against me and put it in the mailslot! The leasing agent, who I have made friends with, let me read it and it was amazing how many lies she came up with - the fumes from my pot smoking are making her ill (i don't smoke pot and i haven't had a clove in months!), my guitar playing hurts her ears (i play bass and if i have the amp on at ALL it's low and before quiet hours), and that i've been talking about shooting her cat. (i love cats, but coming up with a $350 deposit and coping with a litter box smell in this tiny tiny apartment outweighs the love, sorry!)



I am trying so hard to keep my head on this one, it would probably feel unbelieveably great to play her game, you know? Problem is, when she's shouting these things about me I am so frustrated I can't think of anything good to say back... I just start laughing.... and that probably sounds dumb!

But yeah.... I am smarter than that. I have security guard case numbers, police report records, photos, actual letters she wrote me, voice recordings.... I hope that it will be sufficient!