Well today was my birthday and, well.. I'll let yall decide how you think it went.
9:00 A.M. Woke up to find that all my pipes were frozen (which they still are)
11:00AM Man shows up to "collect' my guitar because they mysteriously "misplaced' my past four payments.
1:00PM Got called back about a $13/hr job at one of the local hospitals.
1:30PM Got called backand told that since my sister works in a related department, i was not eligible.
3:00PM Got a message from a friend saying happy birthday and that i was a very good friend and she loved me (people telling me they care and I'm their friend means alot to me)
4:00PM Tire blows out
5:00 Got a model 1951 Merc' from my sister.
6:00PM My friends all cancel our plans
10:00PM My friend and I decide to go to the strip club (not a real big thrill for me)
12:00AM Got a kiss from stripper (or should I say stripper got to kiss "the King")
12:45 Got invited for a free lap dance from same stripper
12:46 Had best lap dance EVER!!! she had me kiss her like six times, and had me lick and kiss almost her whole body then she played pocket pool with me for five minutes,and ground me VERY long and hard( pun intended) then had me kiss and lick her through her G-string then gave me her number (how come i'm only attractive to strippers I think its because its dark in strip clubs) By far the best part was hearing her ask what she could do to get me the hardest, then she asked me to kiss her stomach and the side of her neck ( my two favorite places to kiss).
2:00 I still smell like the girl and GOD I love how women smell!
Well that was my birthday, It sucked most of the time but, overall wasn't my worst and (even though it was a stripper who could probably have given a shit less about me) the girl making me feel attractive, was great, us ugly people take the small victories anywhere we can (I'm still the King of Kissing).
Thats all and thank you everyone who said happy birthday or whatever, that really means alot to me.
9:00 A.M. Woke up to find that all my pipes were frozen (which they still are)
11:00AM Man shows up to "collect' my guitar because they mysteriously "misplaced' my past four payments.
1:00PM Got called back about a $13/hr job at one of the local hospitals.
1:30PM Got called backand told that since my sister works in a related department, i was not eligible.
3:00PM Got a message from a friend saying happy birthday and that i was a very good friend and she loved me (people telling me they care and I'm their friend means alot to me)
4:00PM Tire blows out
5:00 Got a model 1951 Merc' from my sister.
6:00PM My friends all cancel our plans
10:00PM My friend and I decide to go to the strip club (not a real big thrill for me)
12:00AM Got a kiss from stripper (or should I say stripper got to kiss "the King")
12:45 Got invited for a free lap dance from same stripper
12:46 Had best lap dance EVER!!! she had me kiss her like six times, and had me lick and kiss almost her whole body then she played pocket pool with me for five minutes,and ground me VERY long and hard( pun intended) then had me kiss and lick her through her G-string then gave me her number (how come i'm only attractive to strippers I think its because its dark in strip clubs) By far the best part was hearing her ask what she could do to get me the hardest, then she asked me to kiss her stomach and the side of her neck ( my two favorite places to kiss).
2:00 I still smell like the girl and GOD I love how women smell!
Well that was my birthday, It sucked most of the time but, overall wasn't my worst and (even though it was a stripper who could probably have given a shit less about me) the girl making me feel attractive, was great, us ugly people take the small victories anywhere we can (I'm still the King of Kissing).
Thats all and thank you everyone who said happy birthday or whatever, that really means alot to me.
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happy fuckin birthday man.