UPDATE: I have given Kiscica permission to beat me up and call me bitch at her whim, but it must be done in a sexy way (so if you see her abusing this power in a non sexy way, please inform me.)
So today I have two missions. There is a bunch of paperwork that need to be filled out and so I have to sit on the phone and try to make sure I have everything.
AND........
Im off to Sear and JCPennys and Lowes and Home Depot to find a refrigerator box (dum dum DUM). Why a refrigerator box you ask? With cardboard for struts and a sheet for our sails, markered on cannons, and scotch tape for nails, with newspaper hats and and broom sticks for oars, Ill make her a pirate ship better than yours (wasnt that cheesy?) but yes I am making a CARDBOARD BOX PIRATE SHIP as a present for my best wench...ehr I mean friend, best friend
.
Oh and I have a little present to make for someone but shhhhh its a surprise. I will just give you one hint. its from me (so really fuckin cute in a majorly corny way kinda like a cardboard pirate cutter)
And back to the pirate thing. my best mate Sean and my best friend in the whole world kiscica and my beautiful buddy babybeezer have all decided that we should buy a 17th century cutter, name it for the revenge and set sails on the seas as a "ghost ship" and pilage and plunder our cold black hearts out (no thats not a quote from pirates of the carribean its a real quote from the pirate black bart) anyway think about it. its like the perfect plan. If you were on a cruise ship and saw a tattered old pirate ship with black sails and people dressed like blackbeard wavin the jolly rogers, would you really expect it to be a real robbery? NO , youd probably think it was part of the cruise and not only give us all your money but try to tip us as we left. Then later youd sit there and be like "uhm did we really just get robbed by ghost pirates?" FUCKING PERFECT PLAN! I'm an idiot most of the time but I do have my moments. So yeah as of now You can submit your application to be part of our scurvy crew to either myself of my first mate/sexy pirate wench kiscica and we'll consider whether we want you setting our halliards or if we just wanna maroon you with your pistol and funeral ear.
(and yes Im superstitious but females are of course welcome aboard my ship)
ok so enough booty talk (sorry I had to mention booty at least once but do you blame me?)
Oh yeah one last thing. I like Vegas its cool and all (but has turned into a bit of a family theme park so isnt quite as hardcore as i remember) BUT it looks as if I'll be going HOME soon. And yeah for the first time in my life it really feels like there is a place that I can call my home. We'll see how that works out though.
lotsa love.
xoxoxox
ZechAAARRGHiah (sorry had to)
'04 is ok so far.
So today I have two missions. There is a bunch of paperwork that need to be filled out and so I have to sit on the phone and try to make sure I have everything.
AND........
Im off to Sear and JCPennys and Lowes and Home Depot to find a refrigerator box (dum dum DUM). Why a refrigerator box you ask? With cardboard for struts and a sheet for our sails, markered on cannons, and scotch tape for nails, with newspaper hats and and broom sticks for oars, Ill make her a pirate ship better than yours (wasnt that cheesy?) but yes I am making a CARDBOARD BOX PIRATE SHIP as a present for my best wench...ehr I mean friend, best friend
.
Oh and I have a little present to make for someone but shhhhh its a surprise. I will just give you one hint. its from me (so really fuckin cute in a majorly corny way kinda like a cardboard pirate cutter)
And back to the pirate thing. my best mate Sean and my best friend in the whole world kiscica and my beautiful buddy babybeezer have all decided that we should buy a 17th century cutter, name it for the revenge and set sails on the seas as a "ghost ship" and pilage and plunder our cold black hearts out (no thats not a quote from pirates of the carribean its a real quote from the pirate black bart) anyway think about it. its like the perfect plan. If you were on a cruise ship and saw a tattered old pirate ship with black sails and people dressed like blackbeard wavin the jolly rogers, would you really expect it to be a real robbery? NO , youd probably think it was part of the cruise and not only give us all your money but try to tip us as we left. Then later youd sit there and be like "uhm did we really just get robbed by ghost pirates?" FUCKING PERFECT PLAN! I'm an idiot most of the time but I do have my moments. So yeah as of now You can submit your application to be part of our scurvy crew to either myself of my first mate/sexy pirate wench kiscica and we'll consider whether we want you setting our halliards or if we just wanna maroon you with your pistol and funeral ear.
(and yes Im superstitious but females are of course welcome aboard my ship)
ok so enough booty talk (sorry I had to mention booty at least once but do you blame me?)
Oh yeah one last thing. I like Vegas its cool and all (but has turned into a bit of a family theme park so isnt quite as hardcore as i remember) BUT it looks as if I'll be going HOME soon. And yeah for the first time in my life it really feels like there is a place that I can call my home. We'll see how that works out though.
lotsa love.
xoxoxox
ZechAAARRGHiah (sorry had to)
'04 is ok so far.
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