People say Im not unlucky. Well I am (I am also insane, as this post will probably show) Since I was a small child I have loved adrenal activities (scary "sports"). From skateboard to surf, rugby to skydiving and everything in between. I have also never been afraid of getting physically hurt, although emotional pain kills me.
Well today I had another visit with my doctor, and him being the cool s.o.b. he is, he aloud me to make a copy of my personal injury record. AND drum roll please...be prepared to read, I dumbed it up a bit but it's still kinda long....
13 broken and 7 sprained phalanges (breaks: two toes left foot, one toe right foot, 4 fingers right, 6 fingers left )
1 break and 2 sprains left wrist, 1 sprained right. 1 broken left hand, 3 currently fractured knuckles left hand.
1 break 1dislocation and 3 sprains left ankle, 2 sprains 1 dislocation right ankle
1 broken each left tibia and fibula (lower leg bones), 2 breaks right tibia, 1 fractured right femur (upper leg), 1 dislocated left hip.
1 crack and 1 full break to coccyx (tailbone)
1 broken left humerus (upper arm) three breaks left ulna and 4 breaks left radius (lower arm), 1 cracked left elbow joint, 1 break radius and ulna right arm.
1 broken left clavicle (collar bone), 1 cracked right.
1 craked left scapula (shoulder blades), and dislocation to both right and left scapula and right humerus (at same time).
1 dislocated lower lumbar.
1cracked symphsis pubis.
rib breaks:left side; 2,3,5,5,6,7,8,10, right side; 1,2,4,4,5 7,7,7,9,10,12.
Knee injuries: 6 MCL + 4 LCL tears left knee, 3MCL+ 3LCL right knee, 2 bursas (fluid build ups) left knee, 6 patella dislocations left knee, Hemarthrosis of left knee (bleeding joint), chondromalacia in both knees.
1 cracked zygomatic bone (cheek bone).
Nose broken twice.
Glass (from car wreck) in both eyes.
1 torn left gluteus maximus.
2 tears left gastrocnemius (calf muscle), 3 right.
1 torn left 1 right tricep
1 tear left bicep
3 tears right deltoid, 1 torn left trapezius.
1 tear right latisimus dorsi, 1 tear right pec.
3 torn right hamstrings, 2 left.
1 tear left vastus medialis, 1 tear left vastus lateralis (upper leg muscles)
1 tear left masseter (cheek), 1 torn left sternocleidomastoid (neck).
1 shotgun wound to left side face (31 punctures), 1 small caliber rifle wound right flank, 1 knife puncture wound left thigh (stitched myself in a medical supplies store parking lot while waiting for ambulance), 1 knife laceration left arm, 1 knife puncture right hand.
Thats about it, minus the stuff I didnt get help for (why pay a doctor to fix something I can do myself). around 120 or 130 if you were counting. I think I'll leave out the illnesses and wierd stuff because if that stuff didnt bore you, me being sick would for sure.
Oh and I've had my heart broken hundreds of times....aaaw, aint that sad. Sorry, just thought I'd throw that one in there for shits and giggles. (its true though)
shutting up now.
Well today I had another visit with my doctor, and him being the cool s.o.b. he is, he aloud me to make a copy of my personal injury record. AND drum roll please...be prepared to read, I dumbed it up a bit but it's still kinda long....
13 broken and 7 sprained phalanges (breaks: two toes left foot, one toe right foot, 4 fingers right, 6 fingers left )
1 break and 2 sprains left wrist, 1 sprained right. 1 broken left hand, 3 currently fractured knuckles left hand.
1 break 1dislocation and 3 sprains left ankle, 2 sprains 1 dislocation right ankle
1 broken each left tibia and fibula (lower leg bones), 2 breaks right tibia, 1 fractured right femur (upper leg), 1 dislocated left hip.
1 crack and 1 full break to coccyx (tailbone)
1 broken left humerus (upper arm) three breaks left ulna and 4 breaks left radius (lower arm), 1 cracked left elbow joint, 1 break radius and ulna right arm.
1 broken left clavicle (collar bone), 1 cracked right.
1 craked left scapula (shoulder blades), and dislocation to both right and left scapula and right humerus (at same time).
1 dislocated lower lumbar.
1cracked symphsis pubis.
rib breaks:left side; 2,3,5,5,6,7,8,10, right side; 1,2,4,4,5 7,7,7,9,10,12.
Knee injuries: 6 MCL + 4 LCL tears left knee, 3MCL+ 3LCL right knee, 2 bursas (fluid build ups) left knee, 6 patella dislocations left knee, Hemarthrosis of left knee (bleeding joint), chondromalacia in both knees.
1 cracked zygomatic bone (cheek bone).
Nose broken twice.
Glass (from car wreck) in both eyes.
1 torn left gluteus maximus.
2 tears left gastrocnemius (calf muscle), 3 right.
1 torn left 1 right tricep
1 tear left bicep
3 tears right deltoid, 1 torn left trapezius.
1 tear right latisimus dorsi, 1 tear right pec.
3 torn right hamstrings, 2 left.
1 tear left vastus medialis, 1 tear left vastus lateralis (upper leg muscles)
1 tear left masseter (cheek), 1 torn left sternocleidomastoid (neck).
1 shotgun wound to left side face (31 punctures), 1 small caliber rifle wound right flank, 1 knife puncture wound left thigh (stitched myself in a medical supplies store parking lot while waiting for ambulance), 1 knife laceration left arm, 1 knife puncture right hand.
Thats about it, minus the stuff I didnt get help for (why pay a doctor to fix something I can do myself). around 120 or 130 if you were counting. I think I'll leave out the illnesses and wierd stuff because if that stuff didnt bore you, me being sick would for sure.
Oh and I've had my heart broken hundreds of times....aaaw, aint that sad. Sorry, just thought I'd throw that one in there for shits and giggles. (its true though)
shutting up now.
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Thank you so much for the law school pep talk and compliments! You rock