This is reposted, but I'm lazy, and it's a good rant.
Thinking about getting a job?
Don't DO it! Work is for chumps! Avoid it at all costs!
My advice? Find yourself a nice, partially-sane stripper to live with and act as your sugar mama while you "pursue your art"/"research your thesis"/"work toward finally getting that associate's degree"/"try to quit heroin." Pretty much you just take care of the cat(s), keep the house clean, and play video games all day - plus benefits (if you know what I mean).
It's always worked for me. Well, until recently, anyway. And I suppose that's probably why I find myself now with several degrees and no marketable skills at the age of thirty-six. But that kind of thinking is what turns real people into investment bankers, and I'll have no truck with it.
And it's still cold and wet and miserable here. But I appreciate the kind thoughts.
Thinking about getting a job?
Don't DO it! Work is for chumps! Avoid it at all costs!
My advice? Find yourself a nice, partially-sane stripper to live with and act as your sugar mama while you "pursue your art"/"research your thesis"/"work toward finally getting that associate's degree"/"try to quit heroin." Pretty much you just take care of the cat(s), keep the house clean, and play video games all day - plus benefits (if you know what I mean).
It's always worked for me. Well, until recently, anyway. And I suppose that's probably why I find myself now with several degrees and no marketable skills at the age of thirty-six. But that kind of thinking is what turns real people into investment bankers, and I'll have no truck with it.
And it's still cold and wet and miserable here. But I appreciate the kind thoughts.
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Yeesh. I have no hope, of course.
Bwah?
So, back off with the frightening scenarios, man! Gah!