Yesterday, I:
Had steak and eggs for breakfast (bloody rare, sunny side up, with yukon gold hash browns, and a bowl of strawberries);
Worked out for an hour on the punching bag;
Found a wicked sweet antique scythe someone had just left on the street;
Had hours of kinky sex (a girl who can gracefully walk backwards on her knees is a true treasure);
Had creme brulee and white chocolate cake for dessert;
And got ten hours of sleep.
Obviously, all of this has left a gaping void in my soul.
I have nothing to complain about.
Had steak and eggs for breakfast (bloody rare, sunny side up, with yukon gold hash browns, and a bowl of strawberries);
Worked out for an hour on the punching bag;
Found a wicked sweet antique scythe someone had just left on the street;
Had hours of kinky sex (a girl who can gracefully walk backwards on her knees is a true treasure);
Had creme brulee and white chocolate cake for dessert;
And got ten hours of sleep.
Obviously, all of this has left a gaping void in my soul.
I have nothing to complain about.
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
Other than that, can I have your life?