The other day, one of my coworkers came by (on her day off) and dropped off some donuts for us. She was wearing a Republican campaign t-shirt, which I thought was odd, because I hadn't pegged her as a conservative, especially not the brazen kind of right-deviationist you'd expect to go around advertising their attitudes by wearing some damned counterrevolutionary t-shirt. I mean, she's older, gray-haired, wears glasses, kind of hippyish-seeming, really. I was actually a little uncomfortable, but I covered it fairly well - she had just given me donuts, after all, and that's a Get Out of Gulag Free pass as far as Leader Zarth is concerned - and she thereafter departed without further incident.
After she was gone, I googled the candidate's name, because I'd seen it on bumper stickers before but neither the shirt nor the stickers said what office the person was running for. I expected it to be somebody running for state senate from Magnolia or something.
The candidate's name was Voldemort.
After she was gone, I googled the candidate's name, because I'd seen it on bumper stickers before but neither the shirt nor the stickers said what office the person was running for. I expected it to be somebody running for state senate from Magnolia or something.
The candidate's name was Voldemort.
Oppression? That's what Eastern Europe is all about! Let's fight a war! Maybe throw in some genocide and centuries-old grudges, just for the fun of it!