Some reasons why I'm cooler than you:
1. I saw Alice Cooper play last night.
2. I paid $10 to see Alice Cooper play last night.
3. I paid $10 to see Alice Cooper's new drummer totally kick large amounts of ass on the drums, doing a 30 minute solo (atleast 30 minutes) inwhich he just went nuts on 'em, sounding fucking gold, making me cum and wanting to go straight to have millions of babies with him.
4. I ended up biting myself while masturbating this afternoon.
5. I ended up biting myself myself while masturbating this afternoon so hard that now, almost 12 hours later, there's still a bit of a mark.
6. I'm getting a kitten tomorrow.
7. I'm getting a kitten tomorrow that's only 9 weeks old, is litter trained and is free.
8. I'm getting a kitten tomorrow and we're naming it Inertia The Punisher.
9. I've got a crush on a super cute girl.
10. I've got a crush on a super cute girl that kind of looks like Lauren from The Rules of Attraction.
11. I've got a crush on a super cute girl and she comes into my work all the time.
12. I've got a crush on a super cute girl and we actually talk now.
13. While talking to a super cute girl that I've got a crush on today, I found out that she works at the movie store across the street from my work.
14. I'm looking into getting a membership to the movie store across the street from my work.
15. I'm going to ask the super cute girl I've got a crush on to go to swing dance class with me next week.
16. I'm going to ask the super cute girl I've got a crush on to go to swing dance class with me next week and I'm totally not nervous about asking her.
I think that's enough reasons for now.
xoxo
-Zarina, who's computer is still dead.
Current Crane Count: Approximately 260
1. I saw Alice Cooper play last night.
2. I paid $10 to see Alice Cooper play last night.
3. I paid $10 to see Alice Cooper's new drummer totally kick large amounts of ass on the drums, doing a 30 minute solo (atleast 30 minutes) inwhich he just went nuts on 'em, sounding fucking gold, making me cum and wanting to go straight to have millions of babies with him.
4. I ended up biting myself while masturbating this afternoon.
5. I ended up biting myself myself while masturbating this afternoon so hard that now, almost 12 hours later, there's still a bit of a mark.
6. I'm getting a kitten tomorrow.
7. I'm getting a kitten tomorrow that's only 9 weeks old, is litter trained and is free.
8. I'm getting a kitten tomorrow and we're naming it Inertia The Punisher.
9. I've got a crush on a super cute girl.
10. I've got a crush on a super cute girl that kind of looks like Lauren from The Rules of Attraction.
11. I've got a crush on a super cute girl and she comes into my work all the time.
12. I've got a crush on a super cute girl and we actually talk now.
13. While talking to a super cute girl that I've got a crush on today, I found out that she works at the movie store across the street from my work.
14. I'm looking into getting a membership to the movie store across the street from my work.
15. I'm going to ask the super cute girl I've got a crush on to go to swing dance class with me next week.
16. I'm going to ask the super cute girl I've got a crush on to go to swing dance class with me next week and I'm totally not nervous about asking her.
I think that's enough reasons for now.
xoxo
-Zarina, who's computer is still dead.
Current Crane Count: Approximately 260
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honorofgalahad:
We're taking the 4 pm Ferry to Canada. We should be arriving at 6:15 pm. I can either call you when we get in or you can meet us at the ferry. I'll be the goofy looking tall blonde with the Toxic Twins T-shirt. Poe will be, well, poe.
coco:
KITTENS!!! We've got two. 