Here is another joke for anyone who needs a laugh. this one is alright not the best but it will do. A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the gator...
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Man what a day! Thats all I can say. Anways My friend and I are going to be going to New York. I'm excited. Don't know exactly when but sometimes here in the next few month. Yeah! My friend Jenny that lives in New York is friends with Loyyd Kaufman.. Which some of you know he is the pres. of Troma. I'll get to hang... Read More
here is another joke for the day...
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying."...
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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying."...
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bluefreak:
cute joke.....and yes i am free of the asshole for awhile which is good cuz i dont want to kill him and fuck up my chances for moving out of state and being free to do what i want *L*. later my right hand minion of doom
dragonreborn:
good one man. i've got a few jokes myself i'll have to tell sometimes.
here is another joke for all of you in need of a laugh.
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The...
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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The...
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purpledaisy:
laughing my fucking ass off, good one, i love to laugh and it is hard to make me and you did it *clapping* well have a great day and thank you much love 
dragonreborn:
man i needed a good laugh today. thanks
Okay, My day was alright. I busted my ass at work today and after work i went to the gym. I like the gym. You know what would be bad ass? A gym for the pierced and tattoed. A place we could feel a little more at home at. To many preps. God bless you women wearing the sports bras. My hats are off too...
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mistressmissy:
yay for strawberry cheesecake icecream...but sports bras? i wouldnt be caught dead wearing one of those. kill hannah's site is www.killhannah.com. wish i couldve gone tonight. they said im their favorite suicidegirl haha and they know im not one of the girls. i just gave em stickers.
debrajean:
thats the second strawberrie cheesecake ice cream post i have seen today...
i like a makeing da people laugh yeah! so here's another one. A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke...
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On his birthday, his car broke...
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paleenchantress:
aww.. thanks 
..scarlett is damn gorgeous !! you just have to see her in person !!
..scarlett is damn gorgeous !! you just have to see her in person !!
blasfemme:
ha ha ha, that's funny!
i will save ya a big bowl!!!
i will save ya a big bowl!!!
heres my joke for the day so enjoy. There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees...
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dragonreborn:
ha..good joke. yeah man i paited the scene on the wall of my son's room. on the opposite wall i have a scene of a castle on a cliff overlooking the ocean, with a dragon flying overhead. if i would ever get off my lazy butt and take photos i could put them in my pics. one day i guess.... kick it.
paleenchantress:
haha !! love it !! thanks for the compliment as well
i get to scarlett friday yay!!
*geesh, i cant type hehe !! i ment i get to see scarlett on friday
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!! thanks for the compliment as well
i get to scarlett friday yay!!
*geesh, i cant type hehe !! i ment i get to see scarlett on friday
[Edited on Jun 25, 2003]
heres another shorty but goodie, I' m a little drunk right now so forgive me if you don't like it.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!
thats not a very good one but it should tied you over for a little bit. But here is something that always...
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!
thats not a very good one but it should tied you over for a little bit. But here is something that always...
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bluefreak:
no im not bleeding im just sore and i went and got checked out and ill tell you it takes more then a hit with a base ball bat to the kidneys to stop me *muahahahaha* as for ruff sex we will see about that *EG*. i have heard that joke before and yes POOPOO KOOKA POO makes me smile too *L*.
fallenangel311:
PUU CHUU (Excel Saga)
(Excel Saga)this is one of my favorites
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog...
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog...
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autumn:
Wow thats great.
dragonreborn:
just called a crack team of scientists and your idea has been submitted. you my friend could be a national hero! well if not we'll all have fun with the tacos. kick it.
okay since everyone here likes jokes here is another one. Okay now this one isn't as inoccent as the last but i like it.
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the...
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There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the...
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bluefreak:
yes i totaly agree...pets are family too. my dog is like my kid i love him to death and if i had to give him up i would be soooooo upset about it. i like that joke better i think *LOL*.
RE: my journal
There's a lot of people I know who won't drink the water in teh car becasue it is warm, I'm just like who gives a flying f? if it's water and I'm thirsty, I'm going to drink it. but having things floating in the water...I'm not down with that.
a young city slicker moved out to the country and his next door neighbor was a home born old country fart.
one day the city slicker came walking up to the old farmer's house with a bucket in hand. "mr. farmer, i'm your new neighbor and as i was moving in i noticed you had a big field of milkweed over there. would you mind if i got a bucket of milk from your field?
the old farmer could not believe his ears, "boy i know you're from the city but you don't get milk from milkweed!
"well do you mind if i try" said the city slicker
"go on you fool" replied the farmer.
an hour later the slicker came back with a bucket of milk. the farmer could not believe his eyes.
"thanks" said the slicker
the next day up the road came the city slicker again.
"sir, yesterday as i was getting the milk from the milkweed i noticed on that fenceline i saw a bunch of honeysuckle. do you mind if i get a bucket of honey from that honeysuckle?
the old farmer just shook his head"go ahead fool"
an hour later he came back with a bucket of honey and the farmer was getting angry thinking the city slicker was playing some kind of joke.
the next day here came the slicker down the road with the bucket again.
"mr. farmer yesterday as i was getting that honey from the honeysuckle on your fence i noticed down by your pond you have a big pussywillow tree"
the farmer cut him short"hold it right there boy i'm getting me a bucket too!"