AH yes another day another dollar. Working at the same job for 8 years can make any man tired. I've been sick for damn almost 2 weeks. Damn sinuses. Whent to the doctor and they gave me a shot in the ass. OUCH!!!!!!!! lol A ass full of medician makes the sinuses go down, the sinuses go down, the sinuses go down. So right now i'm at home sippin on the sys-zurp. MMM warm feeling. I have another flight class coming up sunday so excited. I'm practicing on stalls right now. Thats some scarey ass shit. The plane starts barreling down and you have to correct it. Hard, scary, addrenaline rushing, but oh so much fun.
Well those that know me here wait for the joke of the day so her it is.....
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
Well those that know me here wait for the joke of the day so her it is.....
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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I see the doctor did end up touching you in your bikini area. hehe.
Hope you're feeling better!
As for your riddle, I'm not sure. Is it tomorrow?
In my riddle game, I'm stuck on level 19. The clues are: save, money, it. Whatever that is, I need to find the opposite of that. I figure it's a bank, but I don't know what the opposite of a bank is.
Always good to hear from you.
Jess