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Today was one of those great rare days.Hung out with all of my bestfriends(more like family),got super shitfaced,got ta blow shit up,had a really good show,and other stuff that was BAD ASS! Well hear it is yet another joke of the day. A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.

As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet.

"What's this, "she asked.

"Taste it," he replied, "If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!"