here is another joke for the day...
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying."...
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A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying."...
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bluefreak:
cute joke.....and yes i am free of the asshole for awhile which is good cuz i dont want to kill him and fuck up my chances for moving out of state and being free to do what i want *L*. later my right hand minion of doom
dragonreborn:
good one man. i've got a few jokes myself i'll have to tell sometimes.
here is another joke for all of you in need of a laugh.
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The...
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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The...
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purpledaisy:
laughing my fucking ass off, good one, i love to laugh and it is hard to make me and you did it *clapping* well have a great day and thank you much love 
dragonreborn:
man i needed a good laugh today. thanks
Okay, My day was alright. I busted my ass at work today and after work i went to the gym. I like the gym. You know what would be bad ass? A gym for the pierced and tattoed. A place we could feel a little more at home at. To many preps. God bless you women wearing the sports bras. My hats are off too...
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mistressmissy:
yay for strawberry cheesecake icecream...but sports bras? i wouldnt be caught dead wearing one of those. kill hannah's site is www.killhannah.com. wish i couldve gone tonight. they said im their favorite suicidegirl haha and they know im not one of the girls. i just gave em stickers.
debrajean:
thats the second strawberrie cheesecake ice cream post i have seen today...
i like a makeing da people laugh yeah! so here's another one. A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke...
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On his birthday, his car broke...
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paleenchantress:
aww.. thanks 
..scarlett is damn gorgeous !! you just have to see her in person !!
..scarlett is damn gorgeous !! you just have to see her in person !!
blasfemme:
ha ha ha, that's funny!
i will save ya a big bowl!!!
i will save ya a big bowl!!!
heres my joke for the day so enjoy. There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees...
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dragonreborn:
ha..good joke. yeah man i paited the scene on the wall of my son's room. on the opposite wall i have a scene of a castle on a cliff overlooking the ocean, with a dragon flying overhead. if i would ever get off my lazy butt and take photos i could put them in my pics. one day i guess.... kick it.
paleenchantress:
haha !! love it !! thanks for the compliment as well
i get to scarlett friday yay!!
*geesh, i cant type hehe !! i ment i get to see scarlett on friday
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!! thanks for the compliment as well
i get to scarlett friday yay!!
*geesh, i cant type hehe !! i ment i get to see scarlett on friday
[Edited on Jun 25, 2003]
heres another shorty but goodie, I' m a little drunk right now so forgive me if you don't like it.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!
thats not a very good one but it should tied you over for a little bit. But here is something that always...
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!
thats not a very good one but it should tied you over for a little bit. But here is something that always...
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bluefreak:
no im not bleeding im just sore and i went and got checked out and ill tell you it takes more then a hit with a base ball bat to the kidneys to stop me *muahahahaha* as for ruff sex we will see about that *EG*. i have heard that joke before and yes POOPOO KOOKA POO makes me smile too *L*.
fallenangel311:
PUU CHUU (Excel Saga)
(Excel Saga)this is one of my favorites
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog...
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog...
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autumn:
Wow thats great.
dragonreborn:
just called a crack team of scientists and your idea has been submitted. you my friend could be a national hero! well if not we'll all have fun with the tacos. kick it.
okay since everyone here likes jokes here is another one. Okay now this one isn't as inoccent as the last but i like it.
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the...
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There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the...
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bluefreak:
yes i totaly agree...pets are family too. my dog is like my kid i love him to death and if i had to give him up i would be soooooo upset about it. i like that joke better i think *LOL*.
Its Sunday and i'm bored!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay I was going to start off with saying something else until I realized that one of my roommates while i was gone broke my hand rest on my keyboard 
Anyways I'm about ta go and check out about getting some new ink. Can't wait. Here is a little cutesy joke: There were to muffins sitting in an oven, one...
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Anyways I'm about ta go and check out about getting some new ink. Can't wait. Here is a little cutesy joke: There were to muffins sitting in an oven, one... Read More
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quest36833:
Yep yep. but there is a small issue of religion, so, we will see what happens...LOL
bluefreak:
yes sunday sucks...cute joke i have heard t before and it made me laugh too. im sorry to hear abut the dog but hey i dont find it freakish at all to dig t up and move it to another location. if i was the dog im sure i would want my beloved owner to move me instead of having me live with weirdos.
I'm starting to actually come to realize that life sucks. So as a twist of fate that kind of put a smile on my face. I'm tired of mopeing so i guess i'll start jokeing about lifes funny little ways. On another personal thought vianna sausages. People eat those. thats fucked up. I've eating those little phalic morsals before but people eat those alot, thats...
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I'm tired of mopeing so i guess i'll start jokeing about lifes funny little ways. On another personal thought vianna sausages. People eat those. thats fucked up. I've eating those little phalic morsals before but people eat those alot, thats... Read More
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bluefreak:
your the angry white boy huh? well fancy that im the angry white girl. btw nice taste in music...... and if your as evil as i am we shall get along nicely and if your good maybe i shall rule the world with you as my number one assasin of doom.
i must addmit the world does suck fucking ass but just make the best of it and laugh at it as much as i do...the trick is to be as insane as possible then the world is fun.
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i must addmit the world does suck fucking ass but just make the best of it and laugh at it as much as i do...the trick is to be as insane as possible then the world is fun.
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autumn:
Yikes!!
Yeah so hi and hope your day is well.
Tenacious D rocks!!!
Yeah so hi and hope your day is well.
Tenacious D rocks!!!
I'm starting to actually come to realize that life sucks. So as a twist of fate that kind of put a smile on my face. I'm tired of mopeing so i guess i'll start jokeing about lifes funny little ways. On another personal thought vianna sausages. People eat those. thats fucked up. I've eating those little phalic morsals before but people eat those alot, thats...
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I'm tired of mopeing so i guess i'll start jokeing about lifes funny little ways. On another personal thought vianna sausages. People eat those. thats fucked up. I've eating those little phalic morsals before but people eat those alot, thats... Read More
Man I'm tired 
I got off work today and then had to go straight to my friends house and help him move. My girlfriend has a gambling problem, shes never home,and i think she's cheating on me I'm not in a very happy mood. Don't know what i should do. Soooo tired of all this BS. Oh well i'll figure something out, I always do....
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I got off work today and then had to go straight to my friends house and help him move. My girlfriend has a gambling problem, shes never home,and i think she's cheating on me I'm not in a very happy mood. Don't know what i should do. Soooo tired of all this BS. Oh well i'll figure something out, I always do.... Read More
olly:
wow. that sounds rough.
hope the beer improves your mood.
hope the beer improves your mood.
linz:
:\ no good. hope things look up for you, mister.