Well, this will be one busy month for me. I plan on getting the written portion of my driver's license out of the way, then comes the part of learning how to drive. Hey, I have Hot Rodding in my blood, my dad is an old hot rodder so that should be no trouble, then my parents hopefully will move to the Texas hill country, then I'll pack up my shit and get the fuck out of Dallas!!!!! Who-hooo!!! 
I can't wait to get away from this place and to get away from my roommates. I swear they'll never get laid. Not with 80's soft rock music and Worlds of Warcraft and Dungeons and Dragons every weekend. OH WOW!!!! These guys live DANGEROUSLY!!!! What fuckin' rebels! Diet Dr. Pepper and D&D!
They make me think of A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 when the little nerd in the wheelchair gets gutted by Freddie, "I'm the Wizard Master!" "I don't play games." Bwa-ha-ha! One of them just turned 30 (although he acts like he's still 8) and I was planning on taking him to Cabaret Royale a nice little strip club in Dallas where he could dress formally, have a martini, and we could act like James Bond for the evening while women with rock hard, Nazi fake boobs squirm around and attempt to dance. Do you know what this moron said to my idea? "No, that's ok," As his face turned red. Oh, c'mon! These guys are so geeky they can't get women at all. Even my drawings go, "no I have a headache!"
Nope it's board games, Rush Limbaugh, right wing garbage from the "Triumph of the Will" FOX News network and D&D with a little World of Warcraft for "flavor" for these guys. You can tell I'm at my wits ends with these guys. Martinis are too strong for them. Beer tastes funny to them. My rock music bothers them and one blushed when he admitted that he saw Deep Throat. What kind of men are these little boys in big overweight bodies? Huh?
OK, I think that's enough of a rant. I try to make this stuff as humourous as possible, but I don't know how it reads to others. I'm not angry, I'm just trying to get some jokes out of some people. You'd have to know me I guess.
Anyway, let's all have a great Monday.
I can't wait to get away from this place and to get away from my roommates. I swear they'll never get laid. Not with 80's soft rock music and Worlds of Warcraft and Dungeons and Dragons every weekend. OH WOW!!!! These guys live DANGEROUSLY!!!! What fuckin' rebels! Diet Dr. Pepper and D&D!
They make me think of A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 when the little nerd in the wheelchair gets gutted by Freddie, "I'm the Wizard Master!" "I don't play games." Bwa-ha-ha!
One of them just turned 30 (although he acts like he's still 8) and I was planning on taking him to Cabaret Royale a nice little strip club in Dallas where he could dress formally, have a martini, and we could act like James Bond for the evening while women with rock hard, Nazi fake boobs squirm around and attempt to dance. Do you know what this moron said to my idea? "No, that's ok," As his face turned red. Oh, c'mon! These guys are so geeky they can't get women at all. Even my drawings go, "no I have a headache!"
Nope it's board games, Rush Limbaugh, right wing garbage from the "Triumph of the Will" FOX News network and D&D with a little World of Warcraft for "flavor" for these guys. You can tell I'm at my wits ends with these guys. Martinis are too strong for them. Beer tastes funny to them. My rock music bothers them and one blushed when he admitted that he saw Deep Throat. What kind of men are these little boys in big overweight bodies? Huh?
OK, I think that's enough of a rant. I try to make this stuff as humourous as possible, but I don't know how it reads to others. I'm not angry, I'm just trying to get some jokes out of some people. You'd have to know me I guess.
Anyway, let's all have a great Monday.
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emily_m:
I can't say it because two of my friends are on SG.
mistressminx:
thanks!
