Hey everybody,
If you're feeling down, here's something to cheer you up...
Yesterday I was sittin' in a bean bag chair nekkid eatin' Cheetos and this TV preacher from Dallas named Robert Tilton was on the air...and he was staring at me.
He said, "Are you lonely?"
"Yeah!"
He said, "Have you wasted half of your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?"
"Damn, this guys GOOD!"
He said, "Are you sitting at home in a bean bag chair nekkid eatin' Cheetos?"
"YES SIR!!!!"
He said, "Do you feel the urge right now to give me a $1,000 prayer offering?"
"CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I thought he was talking about me for a second. Apparentley I'm not the only cat on the block that digs Cheetos!
Eight-Track Stereo, color TV in every room and you can snort half a piece of dope every day...that's the American Dream.
If you're feeling down, here's something to cheer you up...
Yesterday I was sittin' in a bean bag chair nekkid eatin' Cheetos and this TV preacher from Dallas named Robert Tilton was on the air...and he was staring at me.
He said, "Are you lonely?"
"Yeah!"
He said, "Have you wasted half of your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?"
"Damn, this guys GOOD!"
He said, "Are you sitting at home in a bean bag chair nekkid eatin' Cheetos?"
"YES SIR!!!!"
He said, "Do you feel the urge right now to give me a $1,000 prayer offering?"
"CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I thought he was talking about me for a second. Apparentley I'm not the only cat on the block that digs Cheetos!
Eight-Track Stereo, color TV in every room and you can snort half a piece of dope every day...that's the American Dream.
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tracyramone:
i'll try not to!! lol
clockhammer:
Evidently a Ron White fan.