Get a quick laugh off what happened to me today. Strange and savage stuff! 
This may be proof that I listen to George Carlin records a little too often...
Well this was a very interesting morning. I'm hardly at work an hour when a dumpy, little student assistant from one of the departments at the college I work at shows up in my printshop and decides to be a complete and total bitch about two copy jobs that were done wrong for an instructor.
We do get in a rush and we will make mistakes (not very often) but that does not give her the right, especially since she's nobody, to come into my office and start making snide, insulting and downright degrading comments and basically implying that my copy operator and I are both dumb, just because we fucked up two copy jobs. OH MY LUCIFER!!! The world is coming to an end! Two whole copy jobs weren't printed correctly. Gimme a fuckin' break, man. What kind of Mickey Mouse shit is this?
Well, I can't really tell her what a complete fuckin' bitch she is and give her a piece of my mind because I am at work and this place does have a double standard: "We can holler at you, but you can't return the favor or else we'll dangle your job in front of you." Because when it's your job, they got ya by the ass! It's unspoken, but it's there.
So I just acted very cold and she finally left.
So here's the thing with this situation...
We're all adults and are classified, legally, as adults. So act like one.
Just because I made a mistake doesn't mean I'm an idiot. I live with idiots so I know the difference.
I threw the golden rule out a long time ago. It doesn't work anyway. So I use an inverted form of that rule which is, I will treat you the way you treat me.
Here's one for the older folks. Just because I am 23 does not make me inferior to anyone. Again, we are all adults and differences in age should not matter. It's what's in your mind and how effectively you live your life that counts.
For the infantile waste who bitched me out this morning:
If I had my way, she would be taken immediately to the nearest Marine Corps recruiting center and signed up immediately. She would not leave basic training until I am satisfied with her results. Aside from her senior D.I., she would also have to take orders from SSgt. Lee Ermey and Lee Marvin (if he were still alive). And don't pull any of that Vincent D'Onofrio (Private Pyle) shit from Full Metal Jacket either!
Oops! Guess I got a little heavy handed with that.
Well, it is over and done with so I'm just tryin' to go for a quick laugh. Maybe you all know some people at work or school whom you feel the same way about. We all do. 
Aside from that, I also had the Ronald McDonald looking woman that runs the Subway in the cafeteria just walk in and take a few sheets of colored paper without asking. How hard is it to ask, "May I?" C'mon people.
Then one of my roommates, aside from declaring himself an "Alpha Male" (what excuse for a wet dream did that idea come from), stated over the weekend that Liberals are stupid. Huh? Some right wingers are too, ya know. I hate to tell this little child in a man's body that stupidity and ignorance knows no political boundaries.
Oh well. Hey, I do hope you all are laughing at this and not freakin' out. I'm okay and it's no big deal. I hope all of you are doin' just fine and that all is well. If it isn't it will be in a little while. The sun rising the next morning is proof of another chance. I'll start work on another new pin-up this coming weekend for you all to enjoy. Take care and have a good day.
This may be proof that I listen to George Carlin records a little too often...
Well this was a very interesting morning. I'm hardly at work an hour when a dumpy, little student assistant from one of the departments at the college I work at shows up in my printshop and decides to be a complete and total bitch about two copy jobs that were done wrong for an instructor.
We do get in a rush and we will make mistakes (not very often) but that does not give her the right, especially since she's nobody, to come into my office and start making snide, insulting and downright degrading comments and basically implying that my copy operator and I are both dumb, just because we fucked up two copy jobs. OH MY LUCIFER!!! The world is coming to an end! Two whole copy jobs weren't printed correctly. Gimme a fuckin' break, man. What kind of Mickey Mouse shit is this?
Well, I can't really tell her what a complete fuckin' bitch she is and give her a piece of my mind because I am at work and this place does have a double standard: "We can holler at you, but you can't return the favor or else we'll dangle your job in front of you." Because when it's your job, they got ya by the ass! It's unspoken, but it's there.
So I just acted very cold and she finally left.
So here's the thing with this situation...
We're all adults and are classified, legally, as adults. So act like one.
Just because I made a mistake doesn't mean I'm an idiot. I live with idiots so I know the difference.
I threw the golden rule out a long time ago. It doesn't work anyway. So I use an inverted form of that rule which is, I will treat you the way you treat me.
Here's one for the older folks. Just because I am 23 does not make me inferior to anyone. Again, we are all adults and differences in age should not matter. It's what's in your mind and how effectively you live your life that counts.
For the infantile waste who bitched me out this morning:
If I had my way, she would be taken immediately to the nearest Marine Corps recruiting center and signed up immediately. She would not leave basic training until I am satisfied with her results. Aside from her senior D.I., she would also have to take orders from SSgt. Lee Ermey and Lee Marvin (if he were still alive). And don't pull any of that Vincent D'Onofrio (Private Pyle) shit from Full Metal Jacket either!
Oops! Guess I got a little heavy handed with that.
Well, it is over and done with so I'm just tryin' to go for a quick laugh. Maybe you all know some people at work or school whom you feel the same way about. We all do.
Aside from that, I also had the Ronald McDonald looking woman that runs the Subway in the cafeteria just walk in and take a few sheets of colored paper without asking. How hard is it to ask, "May I?" C'mon people.
Then one of my roommates, aside from declaring himself an "Alpha Male" (what excuse for a wet dream did that idea come from), stated over the weekend that Liberals are stupid. Huh? Some right wingers are too, ya know. I hate to tell this little child in a man's body that stupidity and ignorance knows no political boundaries.
Oh well.
Hey, I do hope you all are laughing at this and not freakin' out. I'm okay and it's no big deal. I hope all of you are doin' just fine and that all is well. If it isn't it will be in a little while. The sun rising the next morning is proof of another chance. I'll start work on another new pin-up this coming weekend for you all to enjoy. Take care and have a good day.
Currently waiting on the sun.