Annual Day of the Ninja Beeeeeeeooootttch!
Oh and if you can't tell... that is me under the Ninja mask. I shouldn't really give out my identity... well now I'm going to get rid of the evidence, and by evidence I mean your eyes, fingers, and voicebox... and maybe toes if you have some talent and can write with those as well.
LOL here are a couple of my preworked images to give you an idea of what I do to clean them up:
Hope everyone is getting ready to have a great "pretend to be ninja" day, I know I am (YEAH IM THE DUMBASS WHO THOUGHT IT WAS TODAY, when its tomorrow, lol)... I've already like ninja starred three old ladies on their way out of the supermarket as well as pushed over a middle schooler with a mullet... good thing I had a smoke bomb 'cause that little fucker could run fast and nearly beat the shit out of me.
Anyways hope your skills as a ninja are growing... if not here are a few ninja items that you might want to peruse for a laugh of two:
Ask A Ninja - Day of the Ninja
Definetly use this if you ever get in a bind:
Everyone knows Ninjas can fucking rock out so hard that they shred your ear drums:
And then Europe (the band who brought you The Final Countdown) was badass enough to bring you a Ninja Theme Song:
And you don't HAVE to be asian to be a ninja... I mean us Americans seem to pull it off just fine:
And of course we all know this one:
And then here is Everyone Loves Raymond... Yeah, I dunno I just like this show:
LOL this just said Ninja but has nothing to do with them; freakin' hilarious though:
And thats all for me, Ninja vanish and all that shit.
JP 
-TM
Also I wake up to the Final Countdown almost every morning in tribute to Arrested Development. Or just cause I can't get the rawk out of my head.
Yeah, I know it's weird.