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T-U-R-T-L-E POWER??????

So..... I was doing my normal thing and perusing YOUTUBE for some interesting stuff when I stumbled upon a massively horrible discovery. ONCE AGAIN... Pandora's box of haunting 80's memories has opened and vommited up another gem that should remain forgotten:

ZAMN's GEEK THIS WEEK: RETRO VAULT ep.2

This video clip I'm about to show you may cause you some physical pain... From personal experience I cringed and what I was hearing and my stomache turned in knotts. But alas, it got me laughing at how horrid it actually is. So without further warning I give you the TMNT "Coming Out of their Shells" Live Tour footage:



Uhmm.... Also, when did the Ninja Turtles get giant fucking camel toes????

After watching that I felt like I was sitting with my dad when he so often tried to be cool and use "happening" words as he put it. I really wish I could meet up with the "suits" that decided they could make good money on a Ninja Turtles music record and kick them really hard in the Mommy-Daddy button. The best thing is, I actually crack up watching shitty stuff like this. The worse it is the funnier it gets to me.

And on a sad sad note (not really all that sad) I actually owned this music tape and LOVED IT as a kid. Someone slap me with the Nintendo power glove now and call me a nerd! Thinking back to it, I owned alot of music albums that were absolute shit and loved every moment of it... like the Mortal Kombat soundtrack. Yeah don't you all fucking lie... you know that you were in your room trying to do cool ninja shit when that song came on...

...please tell me I wasn't the only one doing crazy ninja shit to that song?!!!!

Hahhahahaha.



And for all of you who actually want to hear them sing here it is:

JP