Contents:
1-My Paintings (AdriaSawaCharlieRavenVoltaireSean)
2-CATS, REPUBLICANS, INTERRACIAL SEX, HOMELESS PORN STARS AND ALIENS
3-Frequently Asked Questions
1-- My Paintings
(print available in the SG store)
(print available in the SG store)
2-CATS, REPUBLICANS, INTERRACIAL SEX, HOMELESS PORN STARS AND ALIENS
Pixie Pearl: "Are you gonna write another one of those loooooong journal entries?"
Z: "Yeah."
P: "I just skim 'em..."
Z: "Lots of people do that."
P: "Well I have A.D.D. so I just look for the cool stuff."
I was originally, this 4th of July, going to write about the Senate.
But, in deference to Pixie, and any other porn stars without access to Ritalin who might be reading, I am going to alternate our regularly scheduled program with things that might be of interest to those with Attention-Deficit Disorder.
Ok, so...
Clearly, current Virginia Senator George Allen was born to lead--even in his youth, brothers and sisters ceded him a leadership role:
If we didnt, we knew he would kill us. Once, when Bruce refused to go to bed, George hurled him through a sliding glass door. "
One funny thing about people with ADD is, they forget that not everybody else in the world has ADD, so they think they can get away with stuff like, if you say "Hey, let's have sex." and they go "I'm gonna get one of those apples out of the fridge".
Against this sadistic fuck, the Dems have Ex-Secretary of the Navy James H. Webb. I always say the voters loooooooove war Democrats--but I said that about Kerry and look what happened. Still, I'm calling Webb over Allen.
You never really appreciate how well a green 28F bra, a pink zebra-skin corset and a purple mohawk all go together until they're all splayed out on the bed next to you while you're trying to type.
The general rule for handicapping incumbent Republicans is, the more ridiculous and borderline certifiable they seem, the more secure their seat is:
For example, Utah Senator and Christian music recording artist Orrin Hatch, whose songs include:
"America Rocks!"
"It Will Always Be America For Me"
"I Am Goin' To Pray For This Land"
and, I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP,
"I Am Happy"
is considered a total fucking lock for re-election this summer.
The cutie in the corset this July 4th is Adria and, perhaps because she's Canadian and her body therefore lacks the proper immunities, she's got her eyes shut tight in disgust and is trying to self-medicate the heat and patriotism away by listening to Tool.
We've also got--and again, this is a REAL NAME and not something I pulled out of the Big Book Of Republican Caricatures--Indiana Senator Dick Lugar. He is, of course, running unopposed.
It seems very quiet with Pixie gone. She's here and suddenly all at once you're in the middle of a bad-break-up monologue, two simultaneous AIM conversations on separate computers, people testing fireworks outside and The Star Wars Christmas Special.
By this logic, the most vulnerable Republican senator would be the incredible boringly named Craig Thomas of incredibly boring Wyoming. No scandals, no news, all he ever does is sit around and vote the party line on everything. My guess is he's meat come november.
So she's fun to have around. As are, really, homeless, unemployed post-breakup naked-for-money tattooed chicks in general--they usual have some pretty good stories and an urgent need to tell them right away in exchange for whatever food you may have lying around.
Also fun to have around would be Montana Senator Conrad Burns, who once replied to the question:
"Conrad, how can you live back there with all those niggers?"
By saying it was "a hell of a challenge."
Surprisingly often, these stories seem to involve boys crying.
But maybe in Montana "fun" means something different--A quick glance at Conrad's voting record indicates if he were any more conservative he'd be a plant.
Dig the ratings his record gets from various organizations:
National Right to Life Committee 100 %
American Civil Liberties Union: 0%
National Education Association: 0%
Christian Coalition: 100%
American Public Health Association: 10%
American Land Rights Association: 100%
et fucking cetera
Also, although this is not the case with Pixie, these stories also often involve the boy kicking the girl out of the house.
I personally feel this is bad form--if she kicks YOU out, well maybe you can cry--but otherwise you gotta pick one--either you kick the girl out of the house or you cry--not both.
As if this weren't enough, Conrad Burns also received more money than any other member of congress from the most famously and provably corrupt lobbyist in recent memory.
The good people of Montana must choose either him or a chubby, affable, hardworking organic farmer who once lost three fingers working with a meat grinder. If there is the tiniest shred of charity or sanity left in America Burns could not possibly win. It may be tight.
Which brings me to the subject of swollen nipples. One thing about that Pixie is that she's got seriously unusual nipples.
Normally they look like the sort of cute perky nipples you'd expect on top of cute, perky, small tits that bi-girls who are really into clothes tend to envy.
But when they're swollen it looks like there's a whole other smaller, redder, tit sitting on top of the original one. It's pretty neat.
Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum describes homosexual acts as part of a class of deviant sexual behavior that are "antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family" (and that that's a bad thing).
But, to be honest, Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum would probably describe every single thing I did or talked about this weekend as "antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family". And he'd be right
With one possible exception--it remains to be seen whether Rick Santorum would say Pixie's nipples are "antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family".
(All this assumes that you think a family could actually be "healthy" and "stable" and still be accurately described as "traditional")
One would have to say that, if there's a guy, and he's married, and he's watching porn and Pixie's in that porn, then Pixie's nipples are definitely antithetical to at least one healthy stable traditional family.
So I guess the big question for Pennsylvania voters this November is, which would you rather have? Pixie's nipples or a healthy stable traditional family?
Now, in my opinion, Pixie's nipples rock--we'll discover whether the good people of Pennsylvania agree with me very soon...Good luck, Pixie.
Rhode Island Senator Lincoln Chaffee majored in--no fucking shit--horseshoeing--at Montana State University. Aren't future Senators supposed to grow up in humble horse-addled circumstances in the heartland and dream of going to big universities in places like Rhode Island rather than the other way around?
I would also have to guess that Batman and Batgirl are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family because I have a Batgirl shirt and so does Adria and I gave Pixie my Batman shirt because it was too small and also because Batman's parents were shot dead in Crime Alley by Joe Chill on a foggy night in Gotham City.
Bizarro-Senator Chaffee is also a pro-choice, pro-gay Republican. While it is difficult to say whether liberal-leaning Rhode Island will elect him or Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse, it is equally true that, if this were a comic book, there's no way you could beat a guy named 'Sheldon Whitehouse'.
While Adria's shirt is the kind of shirt which has a picture of Batgirl on it, Pixie and I have shirts which actually have the chest symbol of the hero in question on them--thus implying that, on some level, Pixie is Batman and I am Batgirl.
This gender-bending is also, I presume, antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families.
Stealing elections, however, is not antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families, or at least this appears to the position held by the Ohio Republican Party who actually announced a fake terror alert as an excuse to seize a bunch of ballots in the Bush/Kerry election.
Afficianados can tell my shirt's an old-school Batgirl shirt because it's a yellow bat on a grey/black field as opposed to a black bat on a grey field (old-school Batman) or a black bat in a yellow oval on a black/grey field (new-school Batman) or a red bat on a grey/black field (new-school Batgirl--which would be even MORE antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families since, y'know, that new Batgirl's a dyke).
This openly democrocidal Midwestern mafia is represented in this year's Senate elections by one Mike DeWine. He faces Sherrod Brown who not only has several years in state office, a serious fundraising machine and a record of supporting election reform but also, despite accusations by Rush Limbaugh, isn't black. Good luck Mike, you fucking tool.
Speaking of "fucking" and "tool", I have it on excellent authority from people who should know that Maynard-lead singer of Tool-- likes them young, and he likes hot butt sex.
Speaking of getting fucked in the ass, Bill "corrupt-as-living-fuck" Frist is gone.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE?
Well, what's the worst thing you could ever do?
Well maybe you don't care who people bribe with your tax dollars, but according to nearly EVERY Suicide Girls' profile, the worst thing you could EVER do, ever, is be mean to cats.
How about this? How about going to animal shelters and adopting cats, allegedly as pets, just so that you could take them home and cut their hearts out.
Bill Frist did that. And admitted it. He's gone now.
Here's that Tool song where Maynard goes on about that flood hitting LA and all the assholes being washed away. "One great big festering neon distraction".
Adria seems particularly sympathetic to it, what with all the "praying for rain, praying for tidal waves, I wanna see it all go down". America in July has that effect on foreigners.
Apparently the good people of Tennessee have not learned their lesson concerning the scarce-ly believable all-fronts perversity of Southern Republicans from Bill "mutilator-of-cats" Frist and there's a statistical dead heat over who'll win that race. I am not inclined to be optimistic.
My guess is that having hot butt sex with your young female fans after singing a song about how a major population center should be annihilated by a natural disaster would probably count--like Batman, girls eating pussy, democracy, and everything else good in life--as antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families.
I am likewise not inclined to be optimistic about anyone defeating Arizona Senator Jon Kyl. Not only have I never heard of him (thus suggesting no particularly newsworthy injustice has ever managed to become publicly associated with him) but he also has that whole immigrant-hating thing going for him.
I personally am very fond of immigrants. Not only do they contribute immensely to the culture and tax base and do all kinds of jobs that Americans refuse to, half of them are girls.
One of them is feeding me hot chocolate right now--and while Pixie was putting on her make up, the immigrant gave me a blow job--I shiver when I imagine how much I'd have to pay an American girl to do that.
Which is odd because Senator Jon Kyl is OBVIOUSLY an alien. I mean, Arizona? Area 51? And look at that name--Jon Kyl--what is he, a fucking Green Lantern? I mean, he doesn't even make an effort to disguise it as "John Kyle". Does he think the people of the great state of Arizona are total morons? Is he right?
We'll know pretty soon
The immigrant is on the phone to her home--apparently it is prone to spider infestations and violent storms. Oh I am glad I live here instead.
Speaking of morons...hey, TEXAS!
Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison voted against late-term abortion, flag-burning, and laws to prevent job discrimination against chicks who eat pussy. In Texas they call that a "moderate". Some poor sap named 'Radnofsky' thinks she can beat her--yyyeah, ok...
Pixie just got fired from her job--her other job, where she doesn't eat pussy--for not being a guy.
Kay Bailey Hutchison--being a female senator and all, would presumably not be cool with Pixie having being fired for having a pussy, but would presumably have been ok had she been fired on the grounds that she ate pussy. Who says Texas republicans lack nuance?
Pixie, on the other hand, being--like most girls who are professionally naked--a proud cat owner, would perhaps be pleased to hear that the Republican party is not solidly anti-feline.
Opposing Bill Frist's anti-cat wing of the party, is Mississippi senator Trent Lott, who likes cats so much he compares his fellow Republicans to them in the title of his book 'Herding Cats'. Unfortunately, suspicions abound that he might not be so fond of black people. I'm gonna give Mississippi the benefit of the doubt on this one and say they throw him out on his ass.
Pixie is definitely not a racist. The only ill effect of doing interracial sex scenes she mentioned was being really tired the next day when she was supposed to fuck me.
Nor are all southern Republicans racist. Judging by his voting record, Jim Talent of Missouri doesn't care if you're black, but if you're poor, old, pregnant, sick, or, of course, gay, you can fuck off. I'm guessing up-and-comer Claire McCaskill beats his ass.
Interracial porno appears to be a very exciting issue to SG members--the thread about it in the SG Adult Film group just goes on and on and on every day. So: INTERRACIAL PORNO INTERRACIAL PORNO INTERRACIAL PORNO!!!!
"Ruin is formal, Devil's work consecutive and slow"
Emily Dickinson might have written that about fellow New Englander, Senator Olympia Snowe. On any issue plain enough to explain to a fifth grade civics class, she compromises. Meanwhile she goes on calmily endorsing zillion-page psychotic republican budgets and shady military appropriations and the PATRIOT act.
Maybe liberal-mom-looking crusading journalist Jean Hay Bright may win by reminding Maine voters that smile-and-stab moderates like Snowe make our current warpig theocracy possible.
But probably not--I've spent some time up there and have a hard time imagining New Englanders resisting the allure of anything both slow and dull--even ruin.
Oh, and In case you're wondering, I totally do interracial. I even fuck resident aliens.
On the other end of the Republican universe, we've got the good people of Nevada, who are known to hold risk-takers and wildcats in high esteem. However, they also develop a sixth sense about backing away from the three-time loser before he starts begging for nickels and clawing at passersby to back his lunatic enterprise.
I may head to Nevada, to Las Vegas--Pixie will for sure be up for an AVN award even if I'm not.
Things are fucked up there: their democratic senator once took a bribe and then voted against the people who bribed him.
...and nobody blew up his car.
You can do that sort of thing when you're Senate Minority Leader I guess.
So yeah, they are gaming people. When it comes to this war-in-Iraq thing, I figure they'll cut their losses and hope somebody comes along to save them from the utterly unfounded enthusiasm of their Republican Senator John Ensign.
This is the American Way: do things violently antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families and then, depending on your political orientation, either repent or take pictures.
So while sin resides deep in Nevada's soul, so does repentance. Luckily for them, Jimmy Carter's son is running on the other side.
So, predictions:
Dems win the Senate races in
Virginia, Wyoming, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, and Ohio but lose the others.
Adria feels better after the firecrackers go away.
Maynard from Tool continues to have hot butt-sex with young girls.
Pixie is nominated for at least one AVN award.
I am not, but some movie I worked on is nominated for like best lighting or something so I go to Vegas anyway.
So who cares? How does all this affect me unless I'm a young, attractive Tool fan?
Well, there are 55 Republican senators and 44 Democrats, so:
if I'm right...
...AND...
...all the Dems hold onto the seats they already have (thus gaining the majority)...
...then the country may actually halt its headlong rollerblade skid into panic, desperation, and hypercapitalism and go back to the business-as-usual slow-grinding seduction into institutionalized injustice and infighting.
And I'll post lots of pictures from Las Vegas.
So, y'know, it's exciting.
3--Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Where can I see your stuff?
A: In New York, I am represented by these peopleask them. I currently have a show at the San Francisco Museum Of Modern Artit'll be up for a few months.
Q: Do you have any shows coming up in [some place where the member asking the question lives thats not New York or San Francisco]?
A: No.
Q: What are your paintings made of?
A: PAINT. Acrylic paint on white paper. Drawn freehand. That's why they're called paintings.
Q: Where can I get your art book?
A: Well if you are too impatient to order it through the sg store then try going to a book store.
Q: Can I get a print of one of your paintings?
A: Posters of the Charlie and Sawa paintings are available in the sg store.
Q: When/Where can I get your porno movies?
A: VCA/Hustler's Barbed Wire Kiss is out RIGHT NOW!
Go buy it and if you don't want to watch it, give it to your perv uncle or something.
Eon_McKai's flick with me won't be out 'til september--it'll be with Vivid-Alt.
For other flicks, check my site.
When they do come out, a good place to look for them would be in some sort of Adult Video Store. I mean, call me hopelessly idealistic, but thats where Id look. VCA also has an on-line store.
Google works real well for this--google "barbed wire kiss" and "zak sabbath" and a bunch of on-line porno stores will come up.
1-My Paintings (AdriaSawaCharlieRavenVoltaireSean)
2-CATS, REPUBLICANS, INTERRACIAL SEX, HOMELESS PORN STARS AND ALIENS
3-Frequently Asked Questions
1-- My Paintings
(print available in the SG store)
(print available in the SG store)
2-CATS, REPUBLICANS, INTERRACIAL SEX, HOMELESS PORN STARS AND ALIENS
Pixie Pearl: "Are you gonna write another one of those loooooong journal entries?"
Z: "Yeah."
P: "I just skim 'em..."
Z: "Lots of people do that."
P: "Well I have A.D.D. so I just look for the cool stuff."
I was originally, this 4th of July, going to write about the Senate.
But, in deference to Pixie, and any other porn stars without access to Ritalin who might be reading, I am going to alternate our regularly scheduled program with things that might be of interest to those with Attention-Deficit Disorder.
Ok, so...
Clearly, current Virginia Senator George Allen was born to lead--even in his youth, brothers and sisters ceded him a leadership role:
If we didnt, we knew he would kill us. Once, when Bruce refused to go to bed, George hurled him through a sliding glass door. "
One funny thing about people with ADD is, they forget that not everybody else in the world has ADD, so they think they can get away with stuff like, if you say "Hey, let's have sex." and they go "I'm gonna get one of those apples out of the fridge".
Against this sadistic fuck, the Dems have Ex-Secretary of the Navy James H. Webb. I always say the voters loooooooove war Democrats--but I said that about Kerry and look what happened. Still, I'm calling Webb over Allen.
You never really appreciate how well a green 28F bra, a pink zebra-skin corset and a purple mohawk all go together until they're all splayed out on the bed next to you while you're trying to type.
The general rule for handicapping incumbent Republicans is, the more ridiculous and borderline certifiable they seem, the more secure their seat is:
For example, Utah Senator and Christian music recording artist Orrin Hatch, whose songs include:
"America Rocks!"
"It Will Always Be America For Me"
"I Am Goin' To Pray For This Land"
and, I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP,
"I Am Happy"
is considered a total fucking lock for re-election this summer.
The cutie in the corset this July 4th is Adria and, perhaps because she's Canadian and her body therefore lacks the proper immunities, she's got her eyes shut tight in disgust and is trying to self-medicate the heat and patriotism away by listening to Tool.
We've also got--and again, this is a REAL NAME and not something I pulled out of the Big Book Of Republican Caricatures--Indiana Senator Dick Lugar. He is, of course, running unopposed.
It seems very quiet with Pixie gone. She's here and suddenly all at once you're in the middle of a bad-break-up monologue, two simultaneous AIM conversations on separate computers, people testing fireworks outside and The Star Wars Christmas Special.
By this logic, the most vulnerable Republican senator would be the incredible boringly named Craig Thomas of incredibly boring Wyoming. No scandals, no news, all he ever does is sit around and vote the party line on everything. My guess is he's meat come november.
So she's fun to have around. As are, really, homeless, unemployed post-breakup naked-for-money tattooed chicks in general--they usual have some pretty good stories and an urgent need to tell them right away in exchange for whatever food you may have lying around.
Also fun to have around would be Montana Senator Conrad Burns, who once replied to the question:
"Conrad, how can you live back there with all those niggers?"
By saying it was "a hell of a challenge."
Surprisingly often, these stories seem to involve boys crying.
But maybe in Montana "fun" means something different--A quick glance at Conrad's voting record indicates if he were any more conservative he'd be a plant.
Dig the ratings his record gets from various organizations:
National Right to Life Committee 100 %
American Civil Liberties Union: 0%
National Education Association: 0%
Christian Coalition: 100%
American Public Health Association: 10%
American Land Rights Association: 100%
et fucking cetera
Also, although this is not the case with Pixie, these stories also often involve the boy kicking the girl out of the house.
I personally feel this is bad form--if she kicks YOU out, well maybe you can cry--but otherwise you gotta pick one--either you kick the girl out of the house or you cry--not both.
As if this weren't enough, Conrad Burns also received more money than any other member of congress from the most famously and provably corrupt lobbyist in recent memory.
The good people of Montana must choose either him or a chubby, affable, hardworking organic farmer who once lost three fingers working with a meat grinder. If there is the tiniest shred of charity or sanity left in America Burns could not possibly win. It may be tight.
Which brings me to the subject of swollen nipples. One thing about that Pixie is that she's got seriously unusual nipples.
Normally they look like the sort of cute perky nipples you'd expect on top of cute, perky, small tits that bi-girls who are really into clothes tend to envy.
But when they're swollen it looks like there's a whole other smaller, redder, tit sitting on top of the original one. It's pretty neat.
Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum describes homosexual acts as part of a class of deviant sexual behavior that are "antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family" (and that that's a bad thing).
But, to be honest, Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum would probably describe every single thing I did or talked about this weekend as "antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family". And he'd be right
With one possible exception--it remains to be seen whether Rick Santorum would say Pixie's nipples are "antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family".
(All this assumes that you think a family could actually be "healthy" and "stable" and still be accurately described as "traditional")
One would have to say that, if there's a guy, and he's married, and he's watching porn and Pixie's in that porn, then Pixie's nipples are definitely antithetical to at least one healthy stable traditional family.
So I guess the big question for Pennsylvania voters this November is, which would you rather have? Pixie's nipples or a healthy stable traditional family?
Now, in my opinion, Pixie's nipples rock--we'll discover whether the good people of Pennsylvania agree with me very soon...Good luck, Pixie.
Rhode Island Senator Lincoln Chaffee majored in--no fucking shit--horseshoeing--at Montana State University. Aren't future Senators supposed to grow up in humble horse-addled circumstances in the heartland and dream of going to big universities in places like Rhode Island rather than the other way around?
I would also have to guess that Batman and Batgirl are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family because I have a Batgirl shirt and so does Adria and I gave Pixie my Batman shirt because it was too small and also because Batman's parents were shot dead in Crime Alley by Joe Chill on a foggy night in Gotham City.
Bizarro-Senator Chaffee is also a pro-choice, pro-gay Republican. While it is difficult to say whether liberal-leaning Rhode Island will elect him or Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse, it is equally true that, if this were a comic book, there's no way you could beat a guy named 'Sheldon Whitehouse'.
While Adria's shirt is the kind of shirt which has a picture of Batgirl on it, Pixie and I have shirts which actually have the chest symbol of the hero in question on them--thus implying that, on some level, Pixie is Batman and I am Batgirl.
This gender-bending is also, I presume, antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families.
Stealing elections, however, is not antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families, or at least this appears to the position held by the Ohio Republican Party who actually announced a fake terror alert as an excuse to seize a bunch of ballots in the Bush/Kerry election.
Afficianados can tell my shirt's an old-school Batgirl shirt because it's a yellow bat on a grey/black field as opposed to a black bat on a grey field (old-school Batman) or a black bat in a yellow oval on a black/grey field (new-school Batman) or a red bat on a grey/black field (new-school Batgirl--which would be even MORE antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families since, y'know, that new Batgirl's a dyke).
This openly democrocidal Midwestern mafia is represented in this year's Senate elections by one Mike DeWine. He faces Sherrod Brown who not only has several years in state office, a serious fundraising machine and a record of supporting election reform but also, despite accusations by Rush Limbaugh, isn't black. Good luck Mike, you fucking tool.
Speaking of "fucking" and "tool", I have it on excellent authority from people who should know that Maynard-lead singer of Tool-- likes them young, and he likes hot butt sex.
Speaking of getting fucked in the ass, Bill "corrupt-as-living-fuck" Frist is gone.
WHY SHOULD WE CARE?
Well, what's the worst thing you could ever do?
Well maybe you don't care who people bribe with your tax dollars, but according to nearly EVERY Suicide Girls' profile, the worst thing you could EVER do, ever, is be mean to cats.
How about this? How about going to animal shelters and adopting cats, allegedly as pets, just so that you could take them home and cut their hearts out.
Bill Frist did that. And admitted it. He's gone now.
Here's that Tool song where Maynard goes on about that flood hitting LA and all the assholes being washed away. "One great big festering neon distraction".
Adria seems particularly sympathetic to it, what with all the "praying for rain, praying for tidal waves, I wanna see it all go down". America in July has that effect on foreigners.
Apparently the good people of Tennessee have not learned their lesson concerning the scarce-ly believable all-fronts perversity of Southern Republicans from Bill "mutilator-of-cats" Frist and there's a statistical dead heat over who'll win that race. I am not inclined to be optimistic.
My guess is that having hot butt sex with your young female fans after singing a song about how a major population center should be annihilated by a natural disaster would probably count--like Batman, girls eating pussy, democracy, and everything else good in life--as antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families.
I am likewise not inclined to be optimistic about anyone defeating Arizona Senator Jon Kyl. Not only have I never heard of him (thus suggesting no particularly newsworthy injustice has ever managed to become publicly associated with him) but he also has that whole immigrant-hating thing going for him.
I personally am very fond of immigrants. Not only do they contribute immensely to the culture and tax base and do all kinds of jobs that Americans refuse to, half of them are girls.
One of them is feeding me hot chocolate right now--and while Pixie was putting on her make up, the immigrant gave me a blow job--I shiver when I imagine how much I'd have to pay an American girl to do that.
Which is odd because Senator Jon Kyl is OBVIOUSLY an alien. I mean, Arizona? Area 51? And look at that name--Jon Kyl--what is he, a fucking Green Lantern? I mean, he doesn't even make an effort to disguise it as "John Kyle". Does he think the people of the great state of Arizona are total morons? Is he right?
We'll know pretty soon
The immigrant is on the phone to her home--apparently it is prone to spider infestations and violent storms. Oh I am glad I live here instead.
Speaking of morons...hey, TEXAS!
Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison voted against late-term abortion, flag-burning, and laws to prevent job discrimination against chicks who eat pussy. In Texas they call that a "moderate". Some poor sap named 'Radnofsky' thinks she can beat her--yyyeah, ok...
Pixie just got fired from her job--her other job, where she doesn't eat pussy--for not being a guy.
Kay Bailey Hutchison--being a female senator and all, would presumably not be cool with Pixie having being fired for having a pussy, but would presumably have been ok had she been fired on the grounds that she ate pussy. Who says Texas republicans lack nuance?
Pixie, on the other hand, being--like most girls who are professionally naked--a proud cat owner, would perhaps be pleased to hear that the Republican party is not solidly anti-feline.
Opposing Bill Frist's anti-cat wing of the party, is Mississippi senator Trent Lott, who likes cats so much he compares his fellow Republicans to them in the title of his book 'Herding Cats'. Unfortunately, suspicions abound that he might not be so fond of black people. I'm gonna give Mississippi the benefit of the doubt on this one and say they throw him out on his ass.
Pixie is definitely not a racist. The only ill effect of doing interracial sex scenes she mentioned was being really tired the next day when she was supposed to fuck me.
Nor are all southern Republicans racist. Judging by his voting record, Jim Talent of Missouri doesn't care if you're black, but if you're poor, old, pregnant, sick, or, of course, gay, you can fuck off. I'm guessing up-and-comer Claire McCaskill beats his ass.
Interracial porno appears to be a very exciting issue to SG members--the thread about it in the SG Adult Film group just goes on and on and on every day. So: INTERRACIAL PORNO INTERRACIAL PORNO INTERRACIAL PORNO!!!!
"Ruin is formal, Devil's work consecutive and slow"
Emily Dickinson might have written that about fellow New Englander, Senator Olympia Snowe. On any issue plain enough to explain to a fifth grade civics class, she compromises. Meanwhile she goes on calmily endorsing zillion-page psychotic republican budgets and shady military appropriations and the PATRIOT act.
Maybe liberal-mom-looking crusading journalist Jean Hay Bright may win by reminding Maine voters that smile-and-stab moderates like Snowe make our current warpig theocracy possible.
But probably not--I've spent some time up there and have a hard time imagining New Englanders resisting the allure of anything both slow and dull--even ruin.
Oh, and In case you're wondering, I totally do interracial. I even fuck resident aliens.
On the other end of the Republican universe, we've got the good people of Nevada, who are known to hold risk-takers and wildcats in high esteem. However, they also develop a sixth sense about backing away from the three-time loser before he starts begging for nickels and clawing at passersby to back his lunatic enterprise.
I may head to Nevada, to Las Vegas--Pixie will for sure be up for an AVN award even if I'm not.
Things are fucked up there: their democratic senator once took a bribe and then voted against the people who bribed him.
...and nobody blew up his car.
You can do that sort of thing when you're Senate Minority Leader I guess.
So yeah, they are gaming people. When it comes to this war-in-Iraq thing, I figure they'll cut their losses and hope somebody comes along to save them from the utterly unfounded enthusiasm of their Republican Senator John Ensign.
This is the American Way: do things violently antithetical to healthy, stable, traditional families and then, depending on your political orientation, either repent or take pictures.
So while sin resides deep in Nevada's soul, so does repentance. Luckily for them, Jimmy Carter's son is running on the other side.
So, predictions:
Dems win the Senate races in
Virginia, Wyoming, Nevada, Pennsylvania, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, and Ohio but lose the others.
Adria feels better after the firecrackers go away.
Maynard from Tool continues to have hot butt-sex with young girls.
Pixie is nominated for at least one AVN award.
I am not, but some movie I worked on is nominated for like best lighting or something so I go to Vegas anyway.
So who cares? How does all this affect me unless I'm a young, attractive Tool fan?
Well, there are 55 Republican senators and 44 Democrats, so:
if I'm right...
...AND...
...all the Dems hold onto the seats they already have (thus gaining the majority)...
...then the country may actually halt its headlong rollerblade skid into panic, desperation, and hypercapitalism and go back to the business-as-usual slow-grinding seduction into institutionalized injustice and infighting.
And I'll post lots of pictures from Las Vegas.
So, y'know, it's exciting.
3--Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Where can I see your stuff?
A: In New York, I am represented by these peopleask them. I currently have a show at the San Francisco Museum Of Modern Artit'll be up for a few months.
Q: Do you have any shows coming up in [some place where the member asking the question lives thats not New York or San Francisco]?
A: No.
Q: What are your paintings made of?
A: PAINT. Acrylic paint on white paper. Drawn freehand. That's why they're called paintings.
Q: Where can I get your art book?
A: Well if you are too impatient to order it through the sg store then try going to a book store.
Q: Can I get a print of one of your paintings?
A: Posters of the Charlie and Sawa paintings are available in the sg store.
Q: When/Where can I get your porno movies?
A: VCA/Hustler's Barbed Wire Kiss is out RIGHT NOW!
Go buy it and if you don't want to watch it, give it to your perv uncle or something.
Eon_McKai's flick with me won't be out 'til september--it'll be with Vivid-Alt.
For other flicks, check my site.
When they do come out, a good place to look for them would be in some sort of Adult Video Store. I mean, call me hopelessly idealistic, but thats where Id look. VCA also has an on-line store.
Google works real well for this--google "barbed wire kiss" and "zak sabbath" and a bunch of on-line porno stores will come up.
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pixiepearl:
Where are my pictures, damn it!!!!
fredericka:
Me and Maynard would get along famously